1,000 fps will be awarded to the first person to feed visualAd's mouse to my cat.

He has comitted the crime of disclosing a private message to at least 3 members. The message being that I have no clue what an fps is.

750 fps to the first person to explain to me what an fps is.

500 fps will be awarded if the capture of visualAd's mouse occurs in winter or the north (due to the value of fps falling in that season and/or region -- I believe ).