Beer

[JPRoy392]

In response to certain threads where certain programmers feel they must talk about important things, I am going to talk 'bout beer. (Considering I just had 6 pints of Sam Adams). If you can't understand this then, maybe you should tie a couple on.

1. Irish people (like half of me) make the best drunks.

2. I went out with a bunch of my college friends. Most have stopped drinking beer (lily bastards). Now they drink martinis and martinis and stuff.

3. I like kovan's response to being called a *****. That was very nice of you to be nice to JDavidson. I'm a Christian, well Catho-alcholoic. It's like being Christian but with more guilt the next day. I don't think that kovan is a *****.

4. I HATE Coors lite and most other lite beers. I would rather drink my own urine. Well, maybe not. Amstel lite is only OK, but way too expensive for lite beer.

5. I like:

Guinness
Bass
Harp
Sam Adams
Heiniken


6. I don't like:

Coors light
Bud light
Miller light
Murphy's (Guinness Rip-off)


7. Now that I have babbled, I am going back to the bar for 1 more then I am taking a nap!

Later!

[JPRoy392]

One more thing I forgot :
USA Rules!

[barrk]

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football
team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least
you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol
Than alcohol has taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply

Sir, you're drunk!
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;
Yes, Madam, and you're ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober and
you will still be ugly.
--His reply


If God had not intended us to drink beer, He would not have
given us stomachs.
--David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking
beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was
also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few
drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it
from urine.
--David Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of
beer; they just like to pee alot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the
world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet
beer.
--Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as
hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no
way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on.
--Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like
me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing
you with beer.
--Homer Simpson

I'm allergic to grass, so what? It could be much worse,
I could be allergic to beer.
--Greg Norman

Homer - Ohhhh this is so boring
Marge - I knew this would happen, I brought you a beer
Homer (looking at beer) - I love you!
Marge - are you talking to me or the beer?
Homer (still looking at beer) - Of course you my long necked bubbily friend.

[Sophtware]

I heard this somewhere... dont remeber where but i remember someone told this to a cop while that person was drunk.

"Am not as officer as you think i am drunk" ;) hehehahahaha

[tumblingdown]

Why would you call Murphy's a Guiness rippoff?

It's just another stout. Ireland, Scotland and Northen England are full off 'em (Guiness,Murphys,Beamish are all famous). Murphy's is a different (taste it) drink from Guiness.

Stout is a serious subject, and not somehting to be taken lighty ;-)

if your'e interested...
http://www.brewingtechniques.com/library/styles/1_4style.html


td.

[JPRoy392]

I also like Sam Smith's Winter Warmer. But that beer is really expensive. :( It's $7.99 for a package of 4 beers!
The Oatmeal Stout is pretty good too.

[kovan]

hmm since i dont drink i woudnt' know

but canadians(we) breg a lot about or molson beer
dont know if its good thou..
or labbatt

[tumblingdown]

personal opinion.

Molsen alright cold on a hot day.
Labatts is just pants.


td.

[JPRoy392]

Right Now, I wish I lived in the merry 'ole UK. That is because you guys are closer to happy hour than we are on the east coast. Have fun!

[paulw]

Hey, JPRoy, its Friday...

Happy hour started four hours ago (about quarter to Mid-Day)

Cheers, (literally)

P.

[barrk]

PaulW...why are you torturing us like this? It's only 8:07 in the a.m. here.

I was leaning towards the UK but now I'm going to take Jethro up on his offer instead (after all, he's already chilled the beer and started the bar-b-que!)

[marnitzg]

Oooh Beer! Hey, happy hour starts in 2 hours here!

Beer I like:
Guinness
Heiniken
Castle

Beer I've never heard of!
Bass
Harp
Sam Adams
Coors light
Bud light
Miller light
Murphy's

I also drink cider every once a year. I mostly drink coctails though. Beer is for a good rugby match

[JPRoy392]

Never heard of those beers? What planet are you from? :) I feel sorry for you, never trying Sam Adams, Bass or Harp! And you have never heard of Coors Light? I didn't think that that was possible. Tall silver can, tastes like warm water.
You poor soul. We should take you out so that you can experience the better things.

[marnitzg]

Hey, not my fault I live in a third-world country. We still pay for our internet connections here (And a LOT!). Anyway, most clubs I go to don't sell beer. Maybe that why!

[JPRoy392]

What kind of country is that?? Give me your address and I'll ship you some real beers. (Only Kidding). If you ever come to the U.S., you will not believe all the concoxitions that you can enjoy.

[marnitzg]

South Africa! We've got a cool coctail here. If you ever come over, ask for a Soweton toilet!!! Its really an experience!

[HarryW]

Hmm, sounds tempting.