To Mattrew

[Wonder Woman]

Hey Matthrew, I have a question for you. Out of all the people on this site, you seem to really enjoy helping others.

How come and what keeps you going?

I know Megatron, Kedaman, HeSaidJoe, and a couple of other does it too, but you seem very on track and consistent with your timing. You always on here at the same time unlike the others whenever.

:)

[tumblingdown]

hey Matthew, i reckon you've pulled!



td.

...........it's too late for the rest of us.

Wonder Woman has noticed me. Thought I was invisible :rolleyes:.

Sorry I wasn't around when you posted this. But I was working 11-7 today. Yes, it's true. I have a life.
I am on usually about 15 minutes in the morning (at skool). And then I come home, lose some weight (take a leak), turn on the computer, find something to eat. Do chores, sit down at computer, answer some questions here. Go play subspace (http://www.subspacehq.com) for a bit and then work and homework. That's basically it.

I notice that kedaman is on 20/7. I go to skool..see him on, I come home, see him on, before I go to bed, see him on. But maybe it's because he's somewhere else, just left his computer on. Dunno. We all have somewhat of an addiction to this site though :rolleyes:.

And an addiction to :rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:.
See, I am not here to receive Guru status. As you noticed, I have high posts, but that doesn't mean anything. I am here to learn and share my ideas. I have had compliments on it as well. But I'm not as smart as some of those Gurus. I know a lot, but not as much as some of 'em.

I stay on the forums to learn and to share. And it's like a place where I get energy from. Don't know why, but I love this site. (That's just me...:rolleyes: )

Shared some of my unknown life with you guys...wait a second, Wonder Woman, why are you suddenly interested in me? Well, you'd have to be someone on this site. Is that you, Dennis or Jethro?

[kedaman]

:D Heheheh, Matt, i have my comp almost online 24 hours a day! Sometimes i just forget to turn it off and the seven or six hours i'm a sleep starts 7pm at morning so you're probably not awake yourself either, hehe.

:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes: rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes: Matthew why don't you try to get Guru anyway, you've been a big help to 2698 ppl right? hehe

And yep, it's Jethro, i'm almost sure of it, i'm almost 120% sure of it. :rolleyes:

[Wonder Woman]

You are so wrong Kedaman. I am not Jethro. Jethro and Chimpface are my boyfriends. I am batman and you claimed to be batman. Therefore, I am you. That means you are the suspected Nitro. And Nitro is suspected to be Jethro. Therefore, you and I are Jethro.

How sure are you that I am Jethro? Are you as sure as Nitro is Batman?

I love you Ultra Kedaman of All Bats. Batman's famous line.


In the end, I am still 10000% purely fresh woman. Who wants me. :D

All the subtlety of a kindergarten sandbox.

SOAPS RULE!!!!!!



DerFarm

[kedaman]

Well, we need a proof! I saw sam proove that a + (b + c) is the same thing as (a + b) + c, so maybe he could proove youre 10000% purely fresh woman?

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthread.php?threadid=38683

BTW if youre batman and i'm Jethro, how come that youre Jethro and i'm batman? Doesn't that mean the Associative rule works for both men and women? hmmm :rolleyes:

[Sam Finch]

I didn't prove that at all, I proved that if a line of Robin Reliants all drive bumper to bumper until the first one is facing a wall then they're all *****ed.

[kedaman]

Robin Reliants? Hmm why not Batman Reliants, hehe :D What would happen if two Robin Reliants face eachother and drive into each other, they are *****ed right`? :rolleyes:

[Sam Finch]

yup, you learn fast ked, maybe one day you will become a leading expert in robin reliant theory

[Joker]

Wonder Man is just retarded. You are a man not a woman. Stop playing in the sand box with Derfarm bazooka girl.

You are not Batman because Batman call Kedaman - Ultra Bats of All Kedaman not Ultra Kedaman of All Bats. Batman is Nitro eventhrough I see no proof yet but Kedaman say so.

[Wonder Woman]

Go back and hide under Young Buns Wiper. Do you want to be my boyfriend Jokie? We once served under the same commander.

[Wonder Woman]

Sam and Kedaman, you turn me on so much when you talk intellectual. I am hotter than fire right now.

Run to the hills, hide in the darkest deepest cave, Wonder Women is turning into predatory wonder babe.

Lucky aussies and kiwis don't talk intellectual. Must have something to do with European dialects. May be Dennis would like to learn that language as well.

Sam


What the flock is a Robin Reliant?

kedaman

Actually (a + b) + c will give the same result as a + (b + c). Now if you wanted to introduce * and / that would make a difference.

Who is Wonder Woman?

Well, I did some thinking and guess what? There is only a few people that say "Mattrew" or "Matthrew"...

Here is the list for Matthrew (http://forums.vb-world.net/search.php?query=Matthrew&forumchoice=-1&booleanand=yes&searchin=all&searchdate=-1&searchuser=&searchdateline=&exactname=&action=dosearch&getdaily=&pagenum=).

And here is the one for Mattrew (http://forums.vb-world.net/search.php?query=Mattrew&forumchoice=-1&booleanand=yes&searchin=all&searchdate=-1&searchuser=&searchdateline=&exactname=&action=dosearch&getdaily=&pagenum=).

I don't exactly know who it is, but who is mostly in chit chat? :D

And quit going off topic! This is a topic about me, stay on topic! :rolleyes:

Hehe, just kidding.
Not exactly 2708 people (what I have now kedaman).
Because I've asked questions before (under 20 of them on this board).
And then I may have about 10 useless..not very useless, but still...
And...some that I answered, but it wasn't the right answer...
And then, I guess the rest is people I've helped. (Not many :rolleyes: )



(Notice: 2 days until my first surgery/11 days until my birthday and the second surgery (both on the same day :())

[Sam Finch]

Jethro,

Have you never watched Mr Bean (the series, not that shite hollywood version of it) a Robin Reliant is a car with only 3 wheels and no reverse gear, they sold very well because they were so **** that you only needed a moped licence to drive one.

[barrk]

Matthew,

I could be wrong but I've read most of Wonder Woman's posts and I doubt that he/she is a woman at all. Just call it intuition. I'd be worried if I were you!!!

Good luck on WW and on your surgeries.

[HarryW]

That is only a list of people who started the threads, not the thread contributors.

Originally posted by barrk
Matthew,

I could be wrong but I've read most of Wonder Woman's posts and I doubt that he/she is a woman at all. Just call it intuition. I'd be worried if I were you!!!

Good luck on WW and on your surgeries.

I'm not worried barrk. I know Wonder Woman is a male.
How do you sign up for the Vb-World forums and not post anything except in Chit Chat? That means that you'd have to have a second name.

Wonder Woman = Second name.

And plus, Wonder Woman has already attracted other males, lol. I was never interested anyway. Women with huge muscles and male-looking qualities, just doesn't attract me.

Women with huge....attracts...let's not get into that, lol :rolleyes:.


Let's narrow it down:

Joker - posts in chit chat.
James Bond 007 - does he post in here?
Shark - does he post in here?
Nitro - posts in chit chat.

Let's crack this case of who Wonder Woman really is Agent kedaman :D...

[Joker]

Yeah! I am wonder woman. I am not a retard wanting to be a woman.

Wonder woman is probably another character that Batman made up which is Nitro.

Kedaman, are you sure wonder woman is Jethro.?

I call Mat as Matthrew because I saw Shark, He Said Joe, Megtron, Tony900, Adrift, Roy and Digital call you that too.

I don't believe Megatron nor Wayne have messed up my name.

The others, yes.

While were on the subject...

ALWAYS TWO T'S PEOPLE!

MATTHEW GATES :rolleyes:

[Chris_SE]

Whoa, I think matthew gets a bit to powermad when he has attetion. Btw subspace looks interesting, i think ill try it

[Edited by Chris_Se on 11-06-2000 at 09:24 PM]

kedaman

I ain't wonder boy oops woman

Sam

Ahhh....that's what it is. Another fine example of English humour. I would put it up there with Father Ted.

[Wonder Woman]

I mess up your name on purpose Matthrew so I can get your attention honey. I know you and Yoyotan fly off when it is spell wrong especially when you guys posted that name spelling thread. Just want some of your attention since you are so cute Matty.

I am 200% woman and remember that you bad little boys. I am not Jethro or Batman. Who wants a date with me tonight?

Originally posted by Chris_SE
Whoa, I think matthew gets a bit to powermad when he has attetion. Btw subspace looks interesting, i think ill try it

[Edited by Chris_Se on 11-06-2000 at 09:24 PM]


You should :).
When you download and run it, type in any name and password and the zone that I play in is called SSCU Death Star Battle. If you want the names that I play under, email me :D.
There's this thing with legal and illegal ships.
Frequency 0 = 1,2,3,4 = Imperials
Frequency 1 = 5,6,7,8 = Rebels

Pretty easy to understand, aye?
Well, if you need help, just ask.
I am a moderator of the zone, by the way.
Gotta make sure no ones cheating, help the new people out, etc. etc.
Have seen cheaters before. People with infinite bombs/mines and ones that can go through walls. Ones that don't die, etc. etc. Seen a lot in my Op lifetime (5 months) :D.

Enjoy the game, if you do play it :rolleyes:.

I am 200% woman and remember that you bad little boys. I am not Jethro or Batman. Who wants a date with me tonight? [/B][/QUOTE]

Not going to be pretty..........Melbourne Cup day, have been on the beers since midday....can already feel tommorrows hang over...

[Wonder Woman]

Ok, here is the truth, the reason why Jethro don't want me is because he is gay. Nothing can be more woman than Bazooka Babe.

A number of brews during Melbourne Cup afternoon.......just feel like going home, ripping the cork on a bottle of chardonney, and catching a vid........


*sob* didn't win again....11 years running and have never won anything on the cup. Oh well no doubts the kids will be over for a number of drinks and a BBQ.....it's the cross l have to bare.


Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, as wonder women should know.

[Wonder Woman]

No matter what we do, you will never love will you Jethro. I dearly love with both bazooka boobs. How come you guys don't believe I am 10000% woman? Ok, here are my pictures to prove that I am 1000000% woman.


Don't Get Too Excited (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/2997/sent3.jpg)

Don't Get Too Excited (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/2997/dona1.jpg)

Don't Get Too Excited (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/2997/ken7.jpg)

Don't Get Too Excited (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/2997/rob_1.jpg)

Who wants a date with me now?

"Oh! Mr. DJ!!"

[Wonder Woman]

Typical Pigs.

You guys think that there is no such thing as female programmer with big knockers. You nerds need to get out more. I am just happy with the size of my knockers, so I like to call them bazooka. I even named each one of them just like you guy named your one eye peweee monster. Pigs!!! 1000000% woman and more.

Jethro is coming home with me tonight, like it or not.

[kedaman]

Hey! Where did you get those pics of my girlfriend?

[Wonder Woman]

Do you want a date with me now Kedaman?

I see you want me now. Matscrew, here is your last chance with me before Kedaman beats you to the spread!!!

Go to it. Lock yourself in. And may be in a day or so the fallout would have blowen over.

[Wonder Woman]

O! How cute. My boyfriend Jethro is jealous. Me me over at my house tonight Jethro. That is if Chimpface and Mathrew did not beat you to it.

[Wonder Woman]

So Ked, do you still think I am Jethro? Are you still 120% sure about that. Or do you doubt yourself now?

[HarryW]

I think I found the a real picture of Wonder woman on that site: Oh yeah baby! (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/2997/stuwon.jpg)

:D

[Wonder Woman]

That was me Harry when I date you years ago. You had good taste. But now, I am more beautiful as you have seen from the pictures above. 1000% woman.

[barrk]

You should have put a warning on that picture. I think I'm gonna lose my lunch.

[Chris_SE]

This thread got real wierd, real fast

Wow, I turned into a subject! :D

Notice: Autographs will be signed later. 5 bucks each ;).

Hehe, jus' kiddin'.

I don't have anything against you Wonder Woman. But who, especially a female, would be surfing on to a VB site when you probably don't even know how to program?

I see that many people sign up and never return. There are 100+ pages of people with 0 posts, but they just don't ever return. Some of which are second names used in Chit Chat.
And you, as well, only coming to this site every few days, why is that? Because that is a second name!

Agent kedaman? Where are you? Did you get that paper work I asked for, done and handed on my desk? Hehe :rolleyes:.

[kedaman]

Yeah, i've done some research since my last visit and Wonder Womans house. I've been in the dark room all day developing the microfilm...

well hehe, when you recieve the film, you could just put it up on our homepage:
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/2997
so that the truth will be known!

Hehe, we just need to send it away in the timemachine :D

:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes:

[HarryW]

Or maybe this (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/2997/freddy2.jpg) is Wonder Woman, with.... friend :rolleyes:

Will need to immediatly go home and have a number of single malts to recoup.

[Wonder Woman]

HarryW is just upset since I dumped him many years ago for Chimpface and Jethro. He has asked one of his boyfriend to dress up like me. You seen my real picture already. Well Ked, do you still think I am Jethro? :D

[Wonder Woman]

Originally posted by Matthew Gates
I don't have anything against you Wonder Woman. But who, especially a female, would be surfing on to a VB site when you probably don't even know how to program?

Don't know how to program??? Typical PIG you are Matthew... Give me any problem and we will know if I know how to program. We girls can program as good or even better than you terps. See Hilary Clinton and Diane Finnystein. They beat you half cock - cocky mens over senates. We women shall soon rule the world. Next, we will take over the presidency and make you men bow below us.

Never defies a woman's integrity. I am 100% woman.

[barrk]

Originally posted by Matthew Gates
[But who, especially a female, would be surfing on to a VB site when you probably don't even know how to program?
[/B]

I know you didn't mean this...did you???????????????????

Kathryn C. Barr
Senior Designer/Developer

[Joker]

We now have two little girls on this site. Kidding Barrk!

[barrk]

It's been years since anyone referred to me as little girl...except when my husband asks "do you want some candy little girl??"...but I digress...

[HarryW]

Hmm well that's a little more personal information than we needed ;)

[barrk]

Sorry about that...did I actually type that? I think my computer is possessed....HELP!!!!!!

[Tyler from Alaska]

Originally posted by Joker
We now have two little girls on this site.

Barrk is one and who is the other? :D

It is my considered opinion that "Wonder Woman" is an alter-
ego to one of the more demonic, youthful constructs on this
forum.

I vote for Dennis


DerFarm

Originally posted by barrk
Originally posted by Matthew Gates
[But who, especially a female, would be surfing on to a VB site when you probably don't even know how to program?


I know you didn't mean this...did you???????????????????

Kathryn C. Barr
Senior Designer/Developer
[/B]

I wasn't talking about female programmers barrk. But I'm talking about a girl who doesn't program, who just chats with friends and stuff on the Internet. Why would she just happen to surf to a programming site? Get my drift barrk? You are are programmer. Why did you surf to this site? Because you needed help. I'm glad there are female programmers :). I used to think that only male programmers existed, but there are a couple of women around as well.

[barrk]

You're off the ****-list for a while.

Naaaaah, I am not wonder woman,
wish I was, then I could elimate the account and take her out of the (vb) world forever... but unfortunatly.... no...

as WW would say,
I am 1000% not wonderwoman

[kedaman]

Originally posted by Matthew Gates
'm glad there are female programmers :). I used to think that only male programmers existed, but there are a couple of women around as well.
I used to think that only female programmers existed, and that they act like men so that they can be in the mass of "male" programmers and not being noticed or pointed out as a stupid female programmer. But apparently it happens that some female programmers get exposed, therefore we have this wide spec of programmers, in fact there can't be any male programmers at all, and those who really think they are, just even don't know it themselves.




:confused:

[Wonder Woman]

You don't like me Dennis. I am just trying to be like Batman. You liked him but not me? Why? Are you gay and only like a flying human bat.

1000% woman.

well, he was original....
and he was a man, and he acted like one... you are a man, but don't act like one......

:rolleyes:

[barrk]

Originally posted by kedaman
[I used to think that only female programmers existed, and that they act like men so that they can be in the mass of "male" programmers and not being noticed or pointed out as a stupid female programmer. But apparently it happens that some female programmers get exposed, therefore we have this wide spec of programmers, in fact there can't be any male programmers at all, and those who really think they are, just even don't know it themselves.

:confused: [/B]

You've really confused me now. Can you explain that again? :-)

[kedaman]

Originally posted by barrk
Originally posted by kedaman
[I used to think that only female programmers existed, and that they act like men so that they can be in the mass of "male" programmers and not being noticed or pointed out as a stupid female programmer. But apparently it happens that some female programmers get exposed, therefore we have this wide spec of programmers, in fact there can't be any male programmers at all, and those who really think they are, just even don't know it themselves.

:confused:

You've really confused me now. Can you explain that again? :-) [/B]

That's exactly what i meant, and that means that you are not alone, i've been studying this for ages, there's tons of female programmers that just pretends to be mens, which is the root to this dilemma.

BTW, you have to learn to know me too, i'm only joking sometimes and you won't know when i am, and when i'm not. hehe :D

[kovan]

kedaman
learn to use (note:joke)

[barrk]

I'm proud of being a woman programmer. I've accomplished a lot. I've been blessed with some great programs to develop and some great men to work with. I don't know why most female programmers are fem-nazis. If you do a good job, you are recognized. If you don't...you aren't.

kedaman

By reading you post above l get the feeling you think you are a female. Please subscribe to Penthouse immediatly.

barrk

We run about 40% female, none of which would be confused as waiting to be a male or a fem nazi. Thank god for that, had enough of the feminists at the University. At least they gave them a Womins Room, so the ugly ones could be keeped out of sight. I still have nightmares over crew cuts, bip overalls, and doc martin boots.

[barrk]

Funny...I have the same nightmares too!

Damn lesbians....
just because they like women, doesn't mean they should be walking around like a guy....

[Wonder Woman]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
well, he was original....
and he was a man, and he acted like one... you are a man, but don't act like one......

:rolleyes:

I am not a man!!! I am 1000000% woman!!!!!!!! Understand???? I am a woman. Go and write on the board 100 times, Wonder Woman is a woman. I am original too. You just like guys. Admit it.

I am not gay,
and if you imply that one more time I am going to call you something that isn't very nice..... very not nice!! :mad:

[Wonder Woman]

Why don't you like me Dennis??? I really like you.

Why can't you believe that I am a 100% sexy woman???

What are you going to call me anyway? I am strong enough like a man to take it.

I won't say, because even if you don't get offended, john or james might yell at me.... :rolleyes:

[Wonder Woman]

Kidding Dennis,

Batman sent me after you. If you want to blame, blame it on Batman. I think he is getting back at you since you and the rest of the gang got him band that why that human flying bat is not around anymore.

[Wonder Woman]

Don't you think I am as good as you and batboy put together?

[Wonder Woman]

Defend yourself Batman and I will give you a kiss! Jethro is still my first boyfriend.

[Joker]

You sounds like a retarded batman who dresses up in tites! Dennis, you are my commander, should we kick some wonder ass? It is getting annoying to me.