Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her name was always.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

In the beginning, God created Earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
And since then, neither God nor man has rested.


...pretty funny.


Click this link to read the rest and tell me what you think .

http://sendingfun.com/marriagejokes/

[Edited by Matthew Gates on 11-04-2000 at 03:30 PM]