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Dec 6th, 2005, 03:36 PM
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What's the meaning of life
Not sure if i should post this in chit chat or here, but just curiuos about what you guys think?
They shout: "Give us cheap oil!"
What will they shout when all the oil is gone? "Give us another planet full of oil!"
1 Cigarete takes away 15 minutes of life, 1 minute of laughter gives you 15 minutes of life. What should you do?
Smoke weed! 
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Dec 6th, 2005, 03:39 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Priceless to you because I put ya on the hype shift
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Dec 6th, 2005, 04:09 PM
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Dec 6th, 2005, 04:10 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by Cander
It is 42
I was about to post that - beat by a minute
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Dec 7th, 2005, 11:15 AM
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Dec 7th, 2005, 05:31 PM
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Hyperactive Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
To ponder the meaning of life of course.
"I like to run on treadmills, because at least I know I'm getting nowhere."
- Me
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Dec 7th, 2005, 06:50 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
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Dec 8th, 2005, 10:55 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
On a more serious note though, for me, I would want to get my name out there, to become as famous and well-known as possible so that when I died, I wouldn't simply be erased without as much as a ripple.
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Dec 9th, 2005, 12:29 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
That's funny, that's exactly what Jonothan Horsemuffin said. Who remembers him?
Nobody knows what software they want until after you've delivered what they originally asked for.
Don't solve problems which don't exist.
"If I had eight hours to cut down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my axe." --- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
2 idiots don't make a genius.
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Dec 9th, 2005, 10:46 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
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Dec 9th, 2005, 10:48 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
No, Jonothan Horsemuffin.
Nobody knows what software they want until after you've delivered what they originally asked for.
Don't solve problems which don't exist.
"If I had eight hours to cut down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my axe." --- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
2 idiots don't make a genius.
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Dec 22nd, 2005, 03:56 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
The meaning of life can be found in the number PI. Or any one of the infinite number of transcendental numbers. Or at least that’s what Carl Sagan said.
It should be easy to find with us being programmers and all...
Step 1) Write a program to calculate trillions and trillions of transcendental numbers out to the N trillionth place.
Step 2) Analyze these numbers looking for oddities. The analysis cannot be made in base 10 number only, but should probably be made in every base from 2 to 100. You are looking for something out of the ordinary. A series of 100 zero's for instance.
Step 3) After isolating the strange sequence of digits, decode it looking for yet another pattern. With any luck, the pattern will be in binary and directly converted into ASCII. If that doesn't happen then you should probably write a decryption program that generates an infinite number of decryption algorithms and analyzes the results for possible logical data.
And viola, you have the meaning of life. That is, if you can understand the data you just found... Good luck with that.
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Dec 22nd, 2005, 11:40 AM
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Fanatic Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
The meaning of life, can be found in your home.
Using VB6 or VB.net 2008 with .net 3.5
"Life... death... either way I'll be confined to a small cubicle!" - Hermes Conrad
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Dec 22nd, 2005, 11:46 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Step 3) After isolating the strange sequence of digits, decode it looking for yet another pattern. With any luck, the pattern will be in binary and directly converted into ASCII. If that doesn't happen then you should probably write a decryption program that generates an infinite number of decryption algorithms and analyzes the results for possible logical data.
You forgot about sticking a pen in your temple and translating it to hebrew.
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Dec 30th, 2005, 05:00 AM
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Frenzied Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by eyeRmonkey
And viola, you have the meaning of life.
My first real girlfriend played the viola. She was cool. Hmmmm . . . . she really did give me the meaning of life.
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein
It's turtles! And it's all the way down
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Dec 30th, 2005, 05:33 AM
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Dec 30th, 2005, 09:40 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Life is what you make of it
 Life is one big rock tune 
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Dec 30th, 2005, 09:53 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Life is like play dough. Get it in the carpet and you'll never see the last of it.
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Jan 1st, 2006, 11:32 PM
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Fanatic Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
When you have kids, you'll find the meaning of life. Until then, your opionions mean nothing. Boo ya.
Here's to us!
Who's like us?
Darned few, and they're all dead!
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Jan 2nd, 2006, 01:10 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Life is a bowl of cherries. Finally, that quote makes sense!
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Jan 2nd, 2006, 03:54 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by demotivater
When you have kids, you'll find the meaning of life. Until then, your opionions mean nothing. Boo ya.
That is just paternal instinct talking - the true meaning of life "have kids, look after, love them".
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Jan 2nd, 2006, 10:47 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
The meaning of life is to get a life.
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Jan 3rd, 2006, 04:01 AM
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Lively Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
Life is just a very creative way of dying slowly.
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Jan 3rd, 2006, 04:12 AM
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Hyperactive Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by Wally Pipp
Life is just a very creative way of dying slowly.
that and ...
Life is only what you make it. It is different for everyone. There is no set Meaning to life because there is none. One who creates his own destiny can never turn away from it. As is has many forks in the road.The road you take in the begining to the road that you end on. Is not set.Only changable.
Life if but a river. It can only flow. Once it hits the ocean a new journey begins and a new river forms to bring you to the next ocean.
Makes sense i hope.
Without balance, there could only be chaos.
Without chaos, there could be no balance.
I live with karma. Eat with destiny. Dream of life without shackles....
Yet. If life had no consequences, life could not exist, nor could it flourish.
If at first you dont succeed.You're screwed.
C++/Java NOOB.
I aint a professional at PHP, but if i can help i will.
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Jan 5th, 2006, 06:36 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Life is just the short time between birth and death, it has no meaning....
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Jan 7th, 2006, 03:43 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Life is a board game in which you try and attain riches.
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Jan 7th, 2006, 08:14 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
I think it has something to do with boobs
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Jan 7th, 2006, 10:54 PM
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Hyperactive Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
There is no meaning to life. As we are in.... The Matrix.
Without balance, there could only be chaos.
Without chaos, there could be no balance.
I live with karma. Eat with destiny. Dream of life without shackles....
Yet. If life had no consequences, life could not exist, nor could it flourish.
If at first you dont succeed.You're screwed.
C++/Java NOOB.
I aint a professional at PHP, but if i can help i will.
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Jan 8th, 2006, 03:25 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
In that case, the meaning of life would be to free our minds and release ourselves from the matrix. Or in the words of that little buddist kid from the matrix "do not attempt to bend the spoon, because that would be impossible. Instead, realize that the spoon does not exist, then move yourself around the spoon." (or something like that).
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Jan 8th, 2006, 03:34 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
I would say, accept the reality we are dealt. Even if there was another reality, how do we know that, that is real?
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Jan 8th, 2006, 04:14 AM
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Hyperactive Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
Reality is but a set of rules. And rules are ment to be broken.
So many things conflict with eachother.
We should just accept that Reality is but a contant state of mind. which we all contribute towards. If we want to evolve. We will evolve. And vice versa.
Those to concieve to destroy our reality, or blend it within their twisted reality. Should not be turned away.
Without balance, there could only be chaos.
Without chaos, there could be no balance.
I live with karma. Eat with destiny. Dream of life without shackles....
Yet. If life had no consequences, life could not exist, nor could it flourish.
If at first you dont succeed.You're screwed.
C++/Java NOOB.
I aint a professional at PHP, but if i can help i will.
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Jan 9th, 2006, 02:43 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by demotivater
When you have kids, you'll find the meaning of life. Until then, your opionions mean nothing. Boo ya.
Very biological there. You are nothing but the vessel your particular set of genes is using to replicate itself. Therefore, your children ARE the meaning of your life. I have none, thus I have no meaning.
My usual boring signature: Nothing
 
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Jan 9th, 2006, 04:13 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Very biological there. You are nothing but the vessel your particular set of genes is using to replicate itself. Therefore, your children ARE the meaning of your life. I have none, thus I have no meaning.
Not true. Being at the top of the food chain, as a few of us on this board are, we also have a responsibility to remove inferrior sets of genes from inferrior species by eating them or running them over with cars to assist evolution. In 5,000,000 years when an average housecat has the ability to stop a car with one paw, your life will have had some meaning my friend.
"And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
Frank Zappa
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Jan 9th, 2006, 04:25 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Why is it assumed we have a purpose to begin with?
The simplest explanation is typically the most logical.
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Jan 9th, 2006, 04:40 PM
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Fanatic Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
We should be content with what we have, but we should never be complacent.
Using VB6 or VB.net 2008 with .net 3.5
"Life... death... either way I'll be confined to a small cubicle!" - Hermes Conrad
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Jan 9th, 2006, 07:49 PM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by sevenhalo
The simplest explanation is typically the most logical.
Achems Razor
Contact is my favorite movie... hehe
Carl Sagan is my favorite author (he wrote contact )
EDIT: Just kidding. What I meant was
Occams Razor.
Last edited by eyeRmonkey; Jan 10th, 2006 at 12:08 PM.
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Jan 10th, 2006, 10:56 AM
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Frenzied Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
My goodness me.
You lot should concentrate on programming . . . . .
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein
It's turtles! And it's all the way down
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Jan 10th, 2006, 10:58 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by eyeRmonkey
Achems Razor
Contact is my favorite movie... hehe
Carl Sagan is my favorite author (he wrote contact  )
I'll have to check that out, thanks.
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Jan 10th, 2006, 11:00 AM
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Frenzied Member
Re: What's the meaning of life
 Originally Posted by sevenhalo
I'll have to check that out, thanks.
You might want to look up Occams Razor, instead
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein
It's turtles! And it's all the way down
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Jan 10th, 2006, 11:04 AM
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Re: What's the meaning of life
Did he mispell the name? I didn't go to the link or look yet, I'm at work. I try to keep my non-code surfing to a minimum
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