I have just spend the last 5 minutes LMAO after seeing the team leader of the next office down the corridor put his cup of hot coffee down on his desk in front of his desktop PC. He was writing some files onto a CD with Nero.

As you'd expect, Nero finished its business and helpfully opened the CD tray. Well one shriek later, a senior engineer was seen legging it towards the bogs with a big brown stain on the front of his beige slacks.

It was a thing of beauty. Exquisite.