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Dec 24th, 1999, 01:21 PM
Happy Holidays to Everyone!
To celebrate, we will be sending you all free versions of Visual Basic 7 Pro. VB7 has a new feature, we have added the new "More Run-time file's Feature".
This will make your apps EXE file even smaller, but the total ammount of Run-Time files, is about 93megs.
We also enhanced out "Package and Deploy" software from Gay to Mega-Gay.
We hope that you are happy with all the improvements, and have a wonderful holiday.
Bill Gates
Microsoft Corp.
cjwares
Dec 24th, 1999, 01:23 PM
That is pretty funny. yet it will probably be true.
Down With RUN-TIME Files!!!
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VBrazil
Dec 24th, 1999, 01:52 PM
Ever you thinked that run-time files could be good..?
YOUCH!!!!!!!What such of bad dream was THAT???Bill Gates is more than active with it's "little brainwasher kit".
Sooner, Visual Basic V 7.999999999 "Almost Final Enterprise and Star Trek Edition" will be launched, and then...1 HD will not be sufficient to run-times.
{This is such a idiot and non-criative joke, and it was done in a insane moment that has not been finished since 15 years}
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--Alex
Juan Carlos Rey
Dec 24th, 1999, 07:37 PM
A little confused, does this post belong to April 1st??
Since when would Bill Gates GIVE anything away.. He steals stuff to make money.. :)
Knight
Clunietp
Dec 25th, 1999, 12:16 AM
It's not who throws the first punch, but who throws the last......
Dayo312
Dec 25th, 1999, 12:22 AM
I think ill just throw them both and be done with it.
Argg! damn runtimes! they suc! oh well, it is a funny msg though.. hehe. btw, i like your screen name, it's original. hehe. and i would like a free copy... lol
Lloyd
Dec 29th, 1999, 12:35 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now that is funny!!
Lloyd
Silly User Name
Dec 29th, 1999, 02:34 PM
Cool user name! Why didn't I think of that ;)
You'll probably be hearing from Bill's Lawyers soon....
venkatraman_r
Dec 29th, 1999, 04:43 PM
Oh..hooo........hooooooooooooooo.....
Microsoft is soooooooo funny. People, I meant the user Microsoft here.
Probably, SUN and IBM would offer a commentator job for you.
And a big Hats of to the Microsoft.(Now I meant both..He..Heeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!)
Venkat.
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