How to get as rich as Bill Gates

[cnp]

IF anyone knows please let ME know!!!

[SteveCRM]

Move next door to him
Become an employee at microsoft
or you could
Drop out of Harvard to start a 3 man bussiness
Think of one damn good product idea

Take his identity, youll have EXACTLY the same amount of money he had.

Another thing is to become a Gates.
I was born a natural Gates :rolleyes:, but you could change your last name ;).
And people always ask you, "By any chance, are you related to Bill?"

Hehe :).

Imagine if Bill Gates acted like Bill Clinton.....

Matthew and his wife(Ok, this is just hypothetically speaking, Matt's only a kid) have sex at the same time Bill Gates and some Microsoft intern does, 12 years later, Matthew's child is ready to meet the still chairperson of Microsoft,
BG: "Hello Sonny, whats your name?"

MG's son: "Michael Gates"

BG: ":eek: ummm, are you related to me, is your mommy's name 'Monica'?"

MG's son: "*thinks* Ummm... Yes, she said if you don't give her half of your money, she'll sue you for not paying child support"

BG: "**** *hands MG's son $50,000,000,000* Just don't tell anyone *runs away* "

Hehehheehe

*Dennis whacks MG's son with a big stick and steals the money*

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*MG whacks Dennis with the same big stick*

*Dennis is suprised to see his long lost friend and whacks him over the head with a bigger stick*

*it goes on for hours, you never know how much endurance you have 'till $50,000,000,000 is involved*

Hehe Dennis. My brother's name is Michael, therefore, I have no intention of naming my child Michael :rolleyes:.

And I'd kick your arse! And take whatever money you have! Along with your computer/cd burner/guns/etc. :D

But...let's not get into that ;).

But little do you know, stealing a gun is a federal offense, and you would get into more trouble than if I stole $50,000,000 from bill gates...... :o

[SteveCRM]

*steve loads his own gun*
;)
*aims at dennis*
*KAPOW!* :D
*aims at Matt*
*KAPOW* :D

*steve walks home with his HUGE suitcase and a big grin :D*

*steve ducks under bar*

*steve walks into a bar I cleverly placed underneath the "main bar"*

[SteveCRM]

:mad:
*picks up bar and hits dennis with it*
:D
*seeing dennis not moving, breathing, and his heart not beating, steve does the only thing he can do. steve runs home to count the money!*

[parksie]

*parksie pounds on the main bar, collapsing it and crushing both the mini-bar and steve underneath*

[SteveCRM]

*steve drops gun*
*happens to go off when it hits ground*
*accidentally ;) ricoshets off dennis' dead body and hits parksie in the head*

*steve walks to the hospital with his money to fix his broken back*

[parksie]

<parksie melts back into human form, collecting the broken pieces of epimetal polyalloy>
<parksie rushes towards the mental hospital>

[SteveCRM]

*steve deposits all the money into his hack proof and burglar proof account*

*and gets a beer (steve was able to pay off the bartender)*

[parksie]

<parksie walks up, opens the account, and retrieves all the money>

<steve looks shocked as parksie buys all the vb-w guys a drink, using steve's money>

*Dennis Smacks mike because obviously he didn't watch terminator 2 close enough*
*Dennis's hand melts into mikes body then mike "reforms" so his hand is holding Dennis's, then he twists Dennis's arm*

*Dennis gets his arm stuck in a gear, then rips it off with a big metal stick*

*fighting fighting*

*Dennis Dies, then comes back to life, and grabs the m-79 grenade launcher*

*Dennis is out of this scene*

*Dennis comes riding up on a gear and shoots parksie with the 40mm grenade*

*KABOOM*

*Dennis gracefully gets lowered into the molten steel and John and Sara are crying*


THE END!

[parksie]

*parksie beats on dennis for forgetting that wonderful bit where he teeters for a moment then falls into the molten steel*

what the hell?
teeters?
he gets lowered into the steel by a chain!!!
he doesn't fall

[parksie]

Where I teeter!!!

Oh, I didn't feel like typing that part..... :o


do you have the new T2 DVD?
it has new footage...
in this one, they show how T1000 gets "stuck" to things he touched at the end,
if he touched something, he kind of goes into that shape,
like if he touched a rail, about 5" of his arm/hand took shape of the rail,
same when he walked, which is how John really could tell the difference between the real sarah and him,
the reason is, his feet was in the shape of the floor....

[parksie]

They had the uncut version on BBC here in Britain...is the bit where T1000 smacks into the wall and flips round in the cut version?

Yep!

I like Arnold's shotgun... :)
never seen a lever action one before....

[parksie]

I liked the way he just spun it round to reload...

[cnp]

!!!Have you all played too much *nreal???!!!

He didn't just spin it around...

he had his finger in the "loop", when he pushed his hand forward, the gun stayed in place, just for a second,
that caused the shell to eject, then he spun the gun around, then he stopped his hand, which caused the loop and the stock of the gun to meet, then before he dropped it, he grabbed the stock of the gun, and that caused the next shell to be chambered...

and it's that simple...

I can't even count how many toy guns I have broken trying to perfect the art of spining....... :o