I'm Bored

[Sam Finch]

I've been working all day (really lethargicly but working all the same) and I'm really bored. So I'm opening the make Sam Less bored appeal, If anyone's got any Puzzles or jokes that they wish to donate then I will be eternally greatfull and will vote for you If ever you stand for election in my constituency.

[noone]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course", says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver: it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

[noone]

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their
reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

...the guy who wanted to make a cool new data compression algorithm with the help of a bored mathematician.

He thought of it as a puzzle.

[Sam Finch]

Thank you very much, I've decided that sleep is probably the best solution as it's just gone 4 o clock.

Goodnight everybody.