Nominations for the best kebab house in the UK (or wherever)

[HarryW]

Yes, I'm that bored :)

I'm gonna start with 'The Kebab House' in Yeovil, Somerset. Any other offers?

[Sam Finch]

Eastern Delight In Oakham(Rutland), ask for a Sam Finch Special.

I don't think anybody here, with the exception of Wonder Woman, would wan't a "Sam Finch Kebab" ;)

[HarryW]

I think you're confusing a kebab with a spit roast Dennis ;)

What's in a Sam Finch special then? Personally I always go for chilli & thousand island sauce *Garrgyl* Need a kebab!

[Sam Finch]

The Sam Finch Special isn't something you actually want to eat, basicly it's kebab meat and enough chilli powder to make 4 litres of chili sauce.

I was coming back from the pub with my mates and they got the guy to construct it for me (I was playing on the arcade machine at the time So I didn't know) I ate it in a drunken attempt to piss them off, and I have vague reccelections of lying in the midle of the road screaming in pain.

But the next morning all I remembered was that I ate it, and for some reason I thought I had enjoyed it. So I ordered another that night and again discovered that they weren't very nice. But after that every time I went into the kebab shop they made me one. So I had to get other people to go in and get kebabs for me.

As a rule I like them with just chilli and mayo, (and not that much chilli)

[Iain17]

Its defiantley the Aylesbury Kebab House.

And as for how i like them, as big as possible, with Garlic Mayonaise. :D

and I have vague reccelections of lying in the midle of the road screaming in pain.



hahahaha, good friends.... LOL
and no, you can't have any of my tomato-soup bloody mary either...
I don't care how much you scream!
;)

[HarryW]

I am hereby un-nominating the one and only kebab house in Guildford, Surrey. I just went in and asked for a large doner, and they said they had run out! I mean, run out of doner kebabs?!? How?!?

I ended up having the smallest shish kebab I've ever seen in my life. It can't touch the kebab house back home in Yeovil :)

what kind of stuff does a doner kabob have on it?

[HarryW]

That depends on the eater usually. Back in Yeovil you get a choice of chilli, garlic and/or thousand island sauce. In other places you get all kinds of stuff like ketchup, mayonaisse, garlic mayo, and God knows what else.

Have you ever had a kebab? You should try one. Are they popular in Virginia?

No, I mean what does it have thru the kabob stick?
what kind of meat??

and I have had kabobs before, but they were hand made.....
Tomatoes, Beef, Pork, Chicken, Green Pepper, and covered with honey + BBQ sauce.... :) mmmmm.....

I have never had a kabob from a kabob house, because there aren't any around here.

[HarryW]

A doner kebab isn't skewered, it's just sliced reconstituted lamb, served in a pitta bread. Sounds dodgy I know but it's gorgeous!

Ohhhhh,
we "normal"(american) people call that a Gryo.....

Ok, sorry for that somewhat raciast joke..... it was just a joke... :p

[HarryW]

No need to apologise, what would the rest of the world do if we couldn't take the piss out of the Yanks? :D

hehehehe....

damnit! I can't think of an offensive raciast british nickname... DOH!!!

[HarryW]

Try 'limeys', that's the usual one.

ok ya limey!

actually harry, you should call americans(well me :D) genious's because that is really "offensive"... :D

[HarryW]

Hmm, I prefer Yank. How's about I call you soapies? Or I could borrow from the aussies and call you seppos ;)

Ok i have a set of questions...


What in the world is a Kebabe?? (no offense meant)

What the hell do the aussies mean by seppos?? haha

What is a kebabe? hehehe (thought i would ask that again)

What does the color purple taste like?? (First one to answer that is one weird Duck in my book:))

What is the meaning of "Yank"? What is supposed to be insulting part..besides the genital realtion to the word "Yank" lol..

What am i asking this **** for...lol


"Waiting"

[HarryW]

I think I just about described what a kebab was enough so that a blind man would recognise one. They're Turkish and you eat them when you're drunk. Then if you puke you blame it on the kebab, simple really ;)

As for 'seppos'... it's Aussie rhyming slang, same as 'soapy' is English rhyming slang.

Yank... It's just 'yankee' without the 'ee' I think, but it sounds like it's insulting so I like it ;)

[Ianpbaker]

True Story

As any brittish wil remember, we recently had a lot of trouble with the turks over football (5 stabbings etc..). in one town, some of the local lout's decided to take out theyre revenge on a local kebab shop, giving the owner's abuse and once trying to reck it.

About two weeks later a girl had to go to hospital after a night of heavy drinking, becuase she was feeling really ill. The doctor's did a stomach inspection and blamed the illness on the kebab she had the night before. health inspectors went to this kebab house and started taking sample's of the food, and couldn't find anything wrong. Then they came to the garlic sauce. They took a sample back to the lab's and found five different types of semen in the sauce and that's why the girl was ill. I have never eaten a kebab since, as I feel ill just thinking about it. This is a true story because it was in my local paper

now remember this every time your drunk

Ian

[HarryW]

Uuuuuuggggggghhhhh *Hurls*

[Arbiter]

I'd like to nominate the Kawal Balti House in Oldham nr Manchester.

They do cracking donner kebabs for £1. Bargain! They're quite tasty too...

The only problem is - the next morning you end up pebble dashing the porcelain!

That's Discusting Chr$(73) & an!!!

Mr. Wrenn's gonna enter your campane to stop usng Chr$(73)'s on my posts.... :D

[Ianpbaker]

cheers for the support dennis.

That kebab shop was actually in the town where I live, but luckily, I had nether been there and about 3 weeks later after the incident is was closed down. Still it makes you think of what people can do to you when your drunk

Ian

[Fox]

Uhm, if you ever come to Frauenfeld (*lol*) eat a Kebab at Mustafa's near the train station (we have 2 stores in fact), they have the best Kebab ever!

Why I'm tellig that? mhm.. dunno, maybe I'm bored? :D

[HarryW]

Hmm.. 'Frauenfeld'... got a lot of women there have ya? ;)

[Fox]

;) *g* Maybe a long time ago it was a field with many woman... I dunno the history of the name :)

[Jamagei]

I hereby second Harry's nomination for the kebab house in yeovil. I would also like to say that i am never having garlic sauce again. *YUK!*

Ok Harry, i know the ryhme for soapies, but what is it for seppos?

[HarryW]

Septic tank - yank