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  1. Aug 13th, 2004, 05:42 PM #1
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    Super programmer!

    Hey, I managed to cut the file size of my company's program from 150 megabytes to 25! I must be 1337!

    Or maybe I just realized all the pictures were stored as very... very... large bitmaps and converted 'em to jpeg. Who knows?

    PS: The jpegs look almost exactly the same as the bitmaps, even zoomed in because the pictures are very large.
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    I threw up in my boss's office. You don't hear me bragging.

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  3. Aug 13th, 2004, 05:49 PM #3
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    How did that reduce filesize?
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    Originally posted by alkatran
    How did that reduce filesize?
    They removed my info from the employee database.

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  6. Aug 13th, 2004, 05:51 PM #5
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    Yes, but your boss probably put a lengthy report in your record outside the company . The bytes, they grow! They multiply! AAAAAAAAAH RUN WHILE YOU'S STILL CAN!
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    I hear you loud and clear. I will burn the building down tomorrow.

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    Originally posted by wossname
    Kill the building and wear it to work.
    Interesting, I will buy this idea for no less than one zillion moneys...
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  11. Aug 16th, 2004, 03:02 AM #9
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    Pay me the zillion monkeys and I shall aquire it for you.

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  12. Aug 16th, 2004, 06:58 AM #10
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    Originally posted by BodwadUK
    Pay me the zillion monkeys and I shall aquire it for you.

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    Done, it's a bit crowded, so they had to throw out this Bush monkey... he was stupid... even for a monkey - anyways, give me the idea!
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  13. Aug 16th, 2004, 07:37 AM #11
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    Here you go '...........'
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