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parksie
Aug 30th, 2000, 06:18 PM
Laetitia has a large one
And so has Cousin Luce;
Eliza has a little one,
But big enough for use.

Each child has a little one
Enclosed within a clout;
In fact all females have one -
No girls are born without.

Hermaphrodites have none;
Mermaids are minus too;
Nell Gwyn possessed a double share,
If all we read be true.

Lasciviousness there has its source;
Harlots its use apply
Without it lust has never been
And even love would die.

'Tis known to all in nuptial bliss
In carnal pleasure found.
Without it love becomes extinct -
The word is but a sound.

Now tell me what my object is,
But pause before you guess it;
If you be mother, mate or man,
I swear you don't possess it.

I shall be timing answers...

Aug 30th, 2000, 08:38 PM
A girly rude bit....hymen or virginity.


How did l do:)

parksie
Aug 31st, 2000, 07:53 AM
I thought someone would say that ;).

Wrong...

V(ery) Basic
Aug 31st, 2000, 08:24 AM
Belly button.

parksie: What the **ck?

Me: Belly Button

parksie: Eh?

Me: Belly Button

parksie: No

Me: Umbilical cord?

parksie: No

Me: Placenta?

parksie: No

Me: Amniotic fluid?

parksie: What?

Me: Virginity?

parksie: That's what he said.

Me: But maybe when I say it it's right.

parksie: Somebody else?

Me: Sexuality?

parksie: No

Me: Feet?

parksie: What the hell?

Me: Mermaids don't have them.

parksie: Yeah, but mother's do.

Me: Oh. I give up.






[Edited by V(ery) Basic on 08-31-2000 at 09:29 AM]

Sep 3rd, 2000, 09:17 PM
.......being single and unattached....hmmm actually that doesn't make sense.....must be a sex drive!!!!!!!!

Gen-X
Sep 3rd, 2000, 09:56 PM
A Dowry

[Edited by Gen-X on 09-03-2000 at 11:06 PM]

parksie
Sep 4th, 2000, 06:25 PM
Nah. It's the letter "L".

Sep 4th, 2000, 06:25 PM
damn, I was gonna say that!

parksie
Sep 4th, 2000, 06:26 PM
Just cos I told you before :D

Sep 5th, 2000, 01:41 AM
Actually me and Paul are for trying to get this sorted at the pub. Too many schooners didn't help:):)