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  1. Apr 23rd, 2004, 03:14 PM #1
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    All the World's Problems Solved

    It's 3:00 on 23 April where I am at, and there hasn't been a new question posted in a week. That must mean that all of the world's problems have been solved this week! I don't know whether to sleep well because I am now very safe or not sleep at all because I am so excited.
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  2. Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:08 PM #2
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    It's just the calm before the storm my friend...... Canada's invasion plans are almost complete. We're warming up the huskies as we speak.
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  3. Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:16 PM #3
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    : prepares raw meat to throw as a diversion for the huskies:

    :heads back to the bunker:
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    Britain: Invasion measures already in place in case the Canadians manage to kayak all the way across the pond...

    * Mil-Spec Celine Dion proof plexi glass in doors and windows.

    * Brian Adams proof tyres on all civilian vehicles (resists any of his records up to and including "The only thing that looks good on me is you")

    * Extra broken twigs and dog crap along the coast lines to slow the progress of RCMP officers (who stop to sniff and taste every clue in their path)

    * Anti-Sled mines and cardboard-cutout old ladies placed at pedestrian crossings to lure helpful Canadian citizens.

    * Propaganda: 24/7 Southpark repeats.
    I don't live here any more.
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  6. Apr 24th, 2004, 03:47 PM #5
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    I'm afraid we're doomed!

    Whats going to stop the "BIG GIANT HEAD THAT WAS CAPTAIN ADMIRAL KIRK WHO IS THE UNSTOPPABLE WILLIAM SHATNER"

    !!!
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  7. Apr 25th, 2004, 09:13 AM #6
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    Originally posted by wossname

    * Mil-Spec Celine Dion proof plexi glass in doors and windows.
    No need to worry about her, she's already been deployed as an advance task force to Vegas...... as for Shatner, at present, his werabouts are unknown
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