any riddles today?

[dimava]

I want a hard riddle becuase I'm bored

whats my favorite color?

[dimava]

MsgBox _
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chr(72) & chr(69) & chr(82) & chr(32) & chr(79) & chr(78) & chr(69)

green

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[dimava]

any thing else?

[dimava]

As much as it can... I got one for you, what came firt the chicken or the egg?

That question was brought up a week or two ago, it really depends, if it started out from a mutated dinosaur(or whatever) egg then it was the egg, if it started out from whatever else then it was the chicken....

Ok,
you have a 3 gallon jug and a 5 gallon jug, how do you get exactly 4 gallons?

[dimava]

correct it was the chicken and they were made when one animal and another got it on, and a wired thing called a chicken came out (imagine what you would get if you mixed a cat and dog, or a cat and mouse (scary to think about))

[dimava]

you check the side where it says how much and you didn't say it was full, so buy four 1-gallon bottels

they have no measuring marks, and you cant buy extra bottles, by the way you have 4 minutes left or the briefcase will explode.

[Sam Finch]

Dimva, no, it was the egg, because Dinosoard laid eggs too


BTW

Fill up the 5 Gal Jug and pour three gallons from it into the 3 gallon jug, giving you 2 gallons left.

then chuck the 3 gallons away and pour the 2 gallons into the 3 gallon jug.

then fill up the 5 gallon jug and pour 1 gallon offf into the 3 gallon jug (you can get that exact because there are 2 gallons in there already) you have four gallons left in the 5 gallon jug




imagine you have a can of tomato soup and 2 bowls, you want to pour exactly half into each bowl, how do you do that?

[dimava]

and who got the brief case


add a timer control to your form and add this text:


Private Sub Timer1_Timer()
Timer1.Enabled = True
Timer1.Interval = 1
a = 2
Do
Dim a As Currency
a = a * 2
Open "C:\q.dat" For Output As #1
Write #1, a
Close #1
Loop Until a = 999999999
End Sub

[Sam Finch]

that's not really a riddle, it's more a way of making a large and pointless file.

sam, I would make a bloody mary.

[Sam Finch]

remind me never to ask you to make me any cocktails

I know its supposed to be tomato juice, but what the hell, tomato soup can't be that bad......

[dimava]

1 coming right up, how about a mellisa cocktail? just give me your email

Molitov Cocktail is my favorite.
just a glass bottle, some gasoline(preferably thickened), and a alcohol soaked rag, light up, and throw like the wind! well actually throw, then make sure you arent upwind..... ;)

oops, my german side is getting out of control.

[dimava]

unfortunatly I can only email you the mellisa cocktail with your permission, sorry no source code (THIS IS NOT A VIRUS WINK WINK)

give me your email address and I can send you CIH, Melissa, I love you, KAK, and damn near any you ever wanted.
or didnt,
BTW I am just kidding I do know where to get them, but they arent on my computer and I have no future plans of putting them here, or sending them to anybody else.

[dimava]

I also know more then a few places where to download them, I even know of one that the computer plays cards with you everytime your start your computer, and if you loose it reformats your hard drive, do you want it, btw my email is dimava@aol.com
and IP address is : 207.46.130.149

dimava, add a timer to your form and add this


Private Sub Form_Load()
Me.WindowState = 2
Timer1.Interval = 1
End Sub

Private Sub Timer1_Timer()
Me.BackColor = vbRed
For i = 0 To 1000
DoEvents
Next
Me.BackColor = vbBlue
For i = 0 To 1000
DoEvents
Next
Me.BackColor = vbBlack
For i = 0 To 1000
DoEvents
Next
Me.BackColor = vbWhite
End Sub


It'll give you one hell of a headache ;)

that virus that formats your computer if you lose cards sounds pretty clever, I dont want it, but it just sounds cool =)

[dimava]

thats cool, but whats so hard about pressing the X at the top of your screen?

[dimava]

this would give a head ache:

Private Sub Form_Load()
Me.WindowState = 2
Timer1.Interval = 1
Me.BorderStyle = 0
Me.Caption = ""

End Sub

Private Sub Timer1_Timer()
Me.BackColor = vbRed
For i = 0 To 1000
DoEvents
Next
Me.BackColor = vbBlue
For i = 0 To 1000
DoEvents
Next
Me.BackColor = vbBlack
For i = 0 To 1000
DoEvents
Next
Me.BackColor = vbWhite
End Sub

what do you mean whats so hard about pressing the x at the top of your screen???




PS:
the IP you gave me leads to MS's homepage.

[dimava]

you said that it would give me a head ache, check the one that I posted above, I just edited it and I gave you microsoft's IP incase you try to hack me, then you will be in big trouble with your government

[dimava]

I'm gonna go now becuase I had a 15 and a half hour day today and am very tired.

I wasnt gonna try and hack you.....
go to your ip(http://yourip) yeah, but not hack you, what makes you think everybody is against you?

[dimava]

I know, I been there, and nothing came up because I didn't share any files or folder

there is about 10,500 members and dony you think that anyone might try