Computerised Britney Spears....

[V(ery) Basic]

(inspired by dimava's Slim Shady adaptation)


I think I did it again.
I made you believe that I wouldn't hang.
Oh, baby.
It might seem like like a crash, but it doesn't mean that it's serious.
But to lose all my stack space, that is just so typically me,

Chorus:
Oh, baby, baby,
Oops! I did it again.
I played with the memory, lost all my registers,
Oh, baby, baby,
Oops! You think it's a fault, that I need to be sent back.
It's not that simple.


You see my problem is this:
I'm searching away, wishing the instruction pointer would really exist.
I try catching the error, can't you see it's hidden in so many ways,
But to lose all that memory, that is just so typically me,

Chorus

Shutting down...
CPU, before you die, there's something I want you to have.
Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this?
Yeah, yes it is.
But I thought it was put out of scope in the end.
Well, baby, I went out and got it for you.
Oh, you shouldn't have.

Chorus


And now my adaptation of Sandstorm:



Nice, eh?

hehe, I try not to listen to any of those "people" enouugh to actually model a song after theirs.....

[V(ery) Basic]

Hit me where it hurts

[parksie]

*THWAP*
*PUNCH*

Parksie exits leaving V(ery) in a mush of blood and broken teeth...:D

[V(ery) Basic]

V(ery) gets up, removing parksie teeth which had fallen onto him during their epic struggle, and continues to assault parksie so badly in places women didn't even know we had (and some men don't even know we have ;) ), he even forgets the name of the first girl he kissed: Bob.


'The only decent impersonation you can do is of a man with no talent'

[parksie]

The bar creeps up behind V(ery)...:D:D:D

Hehehe.

[Danial]

Hey

Download this mp3 its really funny !!!

;-)

Britney Spears - Make my boobies on more size !!

http://www.twistedhumor.com/program_files/BritneySpears-parody-BoobiesOneMoreSize.mp3

[oetje]

V(ery) Funny!!!:D

[V(ery) Basic]

Originally posted by parksie
The bar creeps up behind V(ery)...:D:D:D


Only to realise how much fatter and unworthy of the gift of life the man (or so they say, all the women investigating that fact came up with no conclusive evidence whatsoever) called parksie was. And so the bar raised its countenance and with a shmack-kerlpunk-phwak came down on parksie like a tonne of bricks. That's probably because the bar was a toone of bricks.

Parksie's only saviour was the routine he has written for himself in C++:


LIFECONSTS life;
switch (life)
{
case DEAD:
{
parksie.Resurrect;
parksie.SetIntellect(0);
parksie.SetBeauty(0);
parksie.SetHealth(0);
break;
}
default:
{
INFLATABLE Pam;
parksie.SetGirlfriend(Pam);
//Take a
break;
}
}


Shish. Easy overriden by my anti-parksie routine


class Human
{
public:
Human(char* Name) {HisName = Name};
~Human();
void SetIntellect(int IQ) {HisIQ = IQ};
void SetBeauty(int Beauty) {HisBeauty = Beauty};
void SetHealth(int Health) {HisHealth = Health};
void SetGirlfriend(INFLATABLE girl) {HisGirl = Girl};
void Resurrect();
private:
char* HisName;
int HisIQ;
int HisBeauty;
int HisHealth;
INFLATABLE HisGirl;
}


void Human::Resurrect()
{
//My added code:
KILL PARKSIE MUHAHAHAHAHA;
}


It works fine on my compiler. (Voodoo C++)

Parksie? Parksie?

Are you still there?

No.

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[parksie]

class VeryBasic : public Human {
public:
VeryBasic(char* name) : Human(name) { }

// overrides
void SetGirlfriend(INFLATABLE girl) {
cout << "what's a girl?" << endl;
}
};

[V(ery) Basic]

Class Parksie : public Disgrace
{
public:
void SetGirlfriend(INFLATABLE Doll);
void BurstGirlfriend();
private:
int GirlCount;
};

void Parksie::SetGirlfriend(INFLATABLE Doll)
{
cout << "Mmmmm. How does this work... \n"
BurstGirlfriend;
}


void Parksie::BurstGirlfriend()
{
cout << "Bugger. That's the " << ++GirlCount << "th one this week"
}


Good God.

We're arguing in C++.

How V(ery) Sad.

OK, I will join the fun too, but mine is gonna be in VB


Private Enum Thing
di** As Boolean = False
Pus** As Boolean = False
Eyes As Integer = 3
End Enum

Dim Parksie As Girl
Dim V(ery) As Thing
Kill Parksie
Kill V(ery)

[parksie]

Well, since I died first...I get the nice spot in Hell :)

[V(ery) Basic]

Yeah, it rhymes with hunt, and sounds a bit like 'can't'.

Oops. Just slipped out.

hehehe, never said That I said f*** a couple times and sh** a few times, but nothing like that.... hehe.