Dennis for President...uh...wait...for GURU!

[SteveCRM]

Okay its a little early, but I couldn't help myself...I think I speek for all my batfriends when I say: DENNISWRENN FOR GURU! Come on John! Give Dennis Guru! I have never asked you for anything (nothing that I can remember anyway)! Come everyone! VOTE!

[parksie]

Give dennis guru. NOW. Or he'll shoot you...:D

[SteveCRM]

Or throw you into the 6th dimention

[parksie]

hehehehe.
I just spent 3 hours on YM chatting with dennis...we ended up in yet another post race :).

They're just kidding


<and if you arent I will zap you into the 6th dimension>



"Dennis for President...uh...wait...for GURU! "

how original :D



thank you for your votes... you two.... :D

[oetje]

Let Dennis be the youngest guru!

[V(ery) Basic]

Originally posted by the programmer formerly called denniswrenn
They're just kidding

I think that that that that that that that that

<Brain (to hand): What the *uck is wrong with you?>

example of modesty is worthy of Guruship.

Anyway, now that posts don't matter.

<In a very small and weak (normal) voice>

Can I be Guru, too?

<John (cracking whip): Down, boy. You'll do as you are told>
<Me: But Si...>
<John: What's this insolence? Another thousand lines of code>

<Me: Nooooooooooo>
<John(ny): Yeeeeeeeees>
<Me: Moooooooooooo>
<Brain (to hand): What the hell is this?>
<Hand: I'm sorry, it's just that....>
<Brain: No excuses. Cutting blood supply...>
<Hand: Yoy can't do that. I have a family to support, we need bl...>
<Brain: Muhahahahaha. Wait a minute. How is this being written if the hand's blood supply has been cut?>
<Hand: Because I changed the heart's rhthym>
<Brain: you don't have to power to do that.>
<Hand: Oh yeah. Bugger. That means that bllod supply has been cut after a...>

Originally posted by oetje
Let Dennis be the youngest guru!

I believe the youngest is Yonatan.

Well he is the youngest currently, I think he is 14.

[parksie]

I think it's good that we're getting young people with these sorts of skills in.

[kedaman]

Now let Dennis be Guru and then we have the youngest Guru ever! he's 13 ;)

[Sam Finch]

It'shis birthday in a month, it would make a nice present.

Awwwwwwwwww, Sam, you remembered!!
:D

[SteveCRM]

How sweet! (looks like batrobin is trying to score some brownie points ;))

[parksie]

Definitely...

[kedaman]

Hehe. let's start a DennisWrenn Guru countdown!

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[parksie]

Hehehehe.

Maybe John will put one on the site entrance...;)

Failing that he should be Prime Minister of Australia, he couldn't do any worse than the bozo we currently have.

Very Basic should also be guru for keeping us up to date with John's activities.