The great mysteries of life

[HarryW]

Why is it that I can only eat a whole kebab when I'm drunk? And why do I only drop bits of it on me when I'm sober?

[parksie]

When you're drunk you don't care what you eat so you're capable of eating a kebab :). And you do drop bits on yourself when drunk, but everything's so blurred that you don't notice ;).

[HarryW]

I do actually like kebabs even when sober though (I reckon our main kebab house is the best kebab house in the whole fricking world) but I can never finish one. And I seriously don't drop bits on me when I'm drunk cos my clothes are clean in the morning (well nearly).

[Sam Finch]

Donner is turkish for "No Sex Tonight" when you're drunk this doesn't affect you as the implications of the statement are cushioned by your inhebriated haze. But when you're sober you realize that you are just munching away the edible embodiment of a no sex evening and you shake with fear, spilling reconstituted meat products and chilli sauce everywhere.

[HarryW]

*Nods and strokes beard knowingly*

Mmm, as always the wise and eloquent Sam has an interesting theory ;)

[Sophtware]

Why did kamakzie pilots wear helmets???

hmmmm!!!! am waitng for the answer!!!

hahahahahahaha.

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I cant think of anything
why does parksie keep making these questions up? :D
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[parksie]

Sophtware - so that they had more weight on...cause more crash damage! (...or not...)

[Sophtware]

:)

[Jamagei]

alright then what about why, when a man goes out drinking he will drink too much then go down town eat a kebab and shortly after throw it all back up again, and claim that the "bloody turks poisoned me"

[Ben.Stappleton]

Why are wrong numbers never engaged?

[Gary.Lowe]

Why don't your mates tell you that the bird you chat up when pissed has fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, and has teeth like a row of bombed houses. :mad:

[Sophtware]

Cause thats what friends are for gary...haha
ive let that happen to my friends before...