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  1. Mar 23rd, 2003, 08:56 PM #1
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    "what would jesus bomb?"

    even better slogan:

    JAQUES CHIRAC FOR PRESIDENT 2004!
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  2. Mar 23rd, 2003, 09:33 PM #2
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    What would Jesus bomb?
    Jesus should bomb all those ****tards clubbing seals in Canada.
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  3. Mar 23rd, 2003, 10:13 PM #3
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    Jesus would Bomb Sadam too. You can only turn the other cheak for so long.
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    Jesus didn't have bombs. He probably would have just thrown large rocks.
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    A local paster was asked that question recently (on his radio show). He knows the bible well (thats his job). He said that Jesus probably wouldn't have faught himself, but wouldn't have discouraged people from fighting.

    Of course thats from the perspective of a guy who sees this war as legit.
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  7. Mar 24th, 2003, 05:04 AM #6
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    Jesus wud 'ave Bombed Da House!
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  8. Mar 24th, 2003, 05:12 AM #7
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    Jesus would have damned bush to hell for lying and cheating his way into government.
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  9. Mar 24th, 2003, 05:19 AM #8
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    Jesus would have damned bush to hell for lying and cheating his way into government.
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    Leaving aside the question of whether or not Jesus existed and in what capacity I think that it would be fair to say that Jesus would obey his father's law - namely the bit about "Thou shalt not kill". But it is also fair to say that Jesus is unAmerican in that respect.
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    Jesus was unamerican for sure, but then again he didn't know anything about american ideals back then so its not a big deal
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  13. Mar 24th, 2003, 10:51 AM #11
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    Originally posted by kedaman
    Jesus was unamerican for sure, but then again he didn't know anything about american ideals back then so its not a big deal
    what do you call these..."ideals" ...does not compute
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  14. Mar 24th, 2003, 10:52 AM #12
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    Originally posted by nishantp
    A local paster was asked that question recently (on his radio show). He knows the bible well (thats his job). He said that Jesus probably wouldn't have faught himself, but wouldn't have discouraged people from fighting.

    Of course thats from the perspective of a guy who sees this war as legit.

    im not very religious...but isn't a pastor one that knows the bible well? ...and by the way as i said before...VOTE CHIRAC FOR PRESIDENT 2004!
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    Originally posted by dolor
    im not very religious...but isn't a pastor one that knows the bible well? ...and by the way as i said before...VOTE CHIRAC FOR PRESIDENT 2004!
    Chirac is a moron and is going to be eating his words once we find more of the chemical weapons facitilies...

    whats more is i wouldn't be surprised to find items from France and Russia in those facilities.. which is probably why they are so against us going in the first place
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    Donald Rumsfeld visited Sadam Hussein during the Iran/Iraq war - do you think his visa was stamped "Tourist"?
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    Originally posted by kleinma
    Chirac is a moron and is going to be eating his words once we find more of the chemical weapons facitilies...

    whats more is i wouldn't be surprised to find items from France and Russia in those facilities.. which is probably why they are so against us going in the first place
    I think the biggest thing about france is they got drunk on the anti-war crowed to the point that they became Saddams laywer.
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    Originally posted by kleinma
    Chirac is a moron and is going to be eating his words once we find more of the chemical weapons facitilies...
    chirac is no bigger a moron than bush or his sidekicks.

    "why is america so messed up? ...because it's run by a bush, a dick, and a colin."
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  19. Mar 24th, 2003, 10:14 PM #17
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    Lol. Before 9/11, we were hearing story's about how both candidates in France' last election were corrupt.
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