Best Quotes

"I'll go back to the states when the beer stops tasting like it has been strained through an old used pair of my jockey junior Y fronts"

Phantomd after a recent trip to LA...........

"If Netscape and Yahoo merged would the new company be called Net 'N' Yahoo"

Larry Ellison...remarkably with no F words.

"I have never understood women only two times in my life, before marriage and after marriage"

Anon

"I want get married again. I will just find a women l hate and give her a house and avoid the grief!"

Caren't remember that one.

[zmerlinz]

hi,

here are a couple more

He who laughs last, thinks slowest

Confusion is a power not to be wasted ?

ME

It took blood and guts to be this cool, but i'm still just a cliche

Skin (lead singer skun Anansie)

Merlin ?

[Zaphod64831]

"254 Kilobytes is ALL the memory ANYONE will EVER need."
Bill Gates, I think it was about 10-15 years ago

[parksie]

Woman: You sir, are drunk.
Winston Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.

[Cybrg641]

"Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist."
-Anon

"When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane."
-Anon

"As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841."
-Anon

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
-Anon

"I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them"
-Isaac Asimov

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?"
-Anon

"I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your pleased too no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew."
-Janet Minor

[zmerlinz]

hi, Parksie

Brilliant Quote i like that one a lot

Merlin ?

[absalom]

Originally posted by Zaphod64831
"254 Kilobytes is ALL the memory ANYONE will EVER need."
Bill Gates, I think it was about 10-15 years ago

He actually said "640 Kilobytes is all the memory anyone will ever need"

[Zaphod64831]

Ok, if you have to get SPECIFIC about everything!;)

[absalom]

"I am a perfect house keeper whenever I divorce I always keep there house"

"There is no 'I' in Team but there is an 'me'"

"Nobody is perfect I am nobody therfore I am Perfect"

[absalom]

Sorry I am a computer geek extrodinaire

[Zaphod64831]

I know how that is, I just suck at remembering anything with numbers in it ;)