Computer or her?

I was wondering..if your girlfriend made you choose. How many of you guys would choose your computer over your girlfriend?

[SteveCRM]

Depends on how much I liked her and if I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. If she doesn't like my hobby, then she will have to live with it.

[Mih_Flyer]

If she has a big titts,,then **** the computer :)

[flame_211]

i agree with that one guy about the big :eek:titts!!!:D

[Mih_Flyer]

of course man, there is no way to compare a big nice soft titts and a computer,,,,what do you get from computer, for me i get nothing from PC's, but i love programmin for fun, but also i love big titts for fun, but titts fun are more enjoyable than Pc's fun,,,right??

[SteveCRM]

Hmmmmmmmmm....good point. If that was the case, screw the computer. (I would sneek it in when she wasn't home)

hmmmmmmmm.. tough decision...

I love computers, but I also love tits....
tits....computers...computers.....tits.....tits....computers...tits....

damn. I cant decide... there is porno on computers, but you cant feel the moniter like you can feel a pair of tits..

but, I love computers. I guess I would REALLY have to love her... because I guess I am just messed up.. but I would rather have a computer than a pair of tits....
I need a pschyciatrist.... :(

[Gen-X]

If my girlfriend asked me to choose between her and the computer I would simply say this :

"Fine. Then I will take back all the gifts, luxuries, apartments, cars and expensive things that my computer has actually PAID for... its so nice of you to support me for the rest of my life and I don't have to do anything... ah, life is great"

:D

[Mih_Flyer]

you are a poor guy TesticleMole, every time you read some thing about girls you write the same thing about girls, take it easy man, life is short, life is *****, you have money you can **** life, you don't life will **** you, but still if you don't have money too take it easy, life is nothing comapring to pair of tits, hmm, the same thing again,,,,,,,,,,,

There can be absolutely no medical grounds for not lighting up the bong. The bong is good.

How about a decision like either the bong or your computer.....Damn hope unemployment pays well:):):):)

[[92]_fs]

I´m so ugly because I spend all my freetime in front of my computer so I have no chance of getting a girlfriend. And this one is for TesticleMole;

Keep it up, man! If everybody was like you.., the world would be a happy, sunny, peacefull, fun place to live in.



(Computers really rules. I LOVE ´EM, really.)

I dont talk so much to people (exept on the web) but thoose who i speak to are saying that i need medical help. maybe they´re right. I think í´ll go see a doctor tomorrow.

[kedaman]

I would choose the computer, agreing with Gen-x

[Gen-X]

TesticleMole

Everything in moderation.

I think as long as you don't do something greater than the potency of what you are doing you will be fine.

:D

[Psyrus]

I have a solution. Why not just buy a pair of implants and hang them on the monitor. This way when you get the urge you can close your eyes or navigate your 'XXX' favorite links and squeeze 'til your hearts content. :)

[Guv]

Unless your girlfriend is the last women on the face of the earth, dump her and find one who likes computers.