Gaff, Ranj

**Ianpbaker** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:25 AM

Beer tonight then ?

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:29 AM

I'm meeting someone tonight; how about a cheeky Thursday?

**Ianpbaker** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:30 AM

arse, I got the day off work on thursday as I've got to see my solicitors

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:36 AM

Mmm, how about lunch? Where are you? SE1?

**Ianpbaker** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:37 AM

tottenham court road

duncan is around today for an interview, don't know waht time he's getting up though.

**Jim Brown** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:43 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
don't know waht time he's getting up though.

Is that 'getting up' to town, or out of bed?

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:47 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
tottenham court road

duncan is around today for an interview, don't know waht time he's getting up though.

Mmm, aw feck it, I had a drink arranged with a French geezer but I can't be arsed... what time?

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by Jim Brown

Is that 'getting up' to town, or out of bed?

I alsway know when he's out of bed - his missus rings me...

**Ianpbaker** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:51 AM

I can be at the george for 6 - 6.30

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 03:55 AM

Better idea - I need a pint of dublin Guinness - boozer called the Arbitrager next to the Stock exchange

http://www.multimap.co.uk/map/browse...08&scale=10000

Just get off at Bank station, or meet me outside my office (you remeber where that is ... Cannon Street...

Dat OK with you? Crispin coming?

**Ianpbaker** · Aug 6th, 2002, 04:05 AM

Bank is cool for me, as it's easier to get to from here

as much as he would like to, crispin's GF is comming up tonight, so he can't make it

. Duncan is up for it but he needs to be rang and as I ain't got any reception here, I was wondering if you could do the honours

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 04:13 AM

Spoke to Dunc - he's got an interview at 2pm; unless it's a 3 hour monsta-monsta interview, I doubt he'll hang around until 6... he'll call later - where's that Ranj geezer gone?

**Ianpbaker** · Aug 6th, 2002, 04:32 AM

come out, come out, where ever you are

**Bonker Gudd** · Aug 6th, 2002, 04:37 AM

Meet you in Bank underground men's toilet

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Meet you in Bank underground men's toilet

Big Tony, is that you???

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
come out, come out, where ever you are

Ian, I'm leaving now - bell me later if you can

**Ianpbaker** · Aug 6th, 2002, 04:44 AM

will do

**Wally Pipp** · Aug 6th, 2002, 04:48 AM

Strange that you use the expression "to bell". In Dutch we use "Bellen" which is exactly the same.

Class dismissed, carry on !

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 05:27 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Strange that you use the expression "to bell". In Dutch we use "Bellen" which is exactly the same.

Class dismissed, carry on !

It's more likely my bizzare Northern Irish/London vocabulary more than anywthing...

Bellend???

**Wally Pipp** · Aug 6th, 2002, 05:35 AM

You've lost me now

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 05:41 AM

/ignites flare

Bellend? Great word for the end of you nob... aka your helmet

**Wally Pipp** · Aug 6th, 2002, 05:44 AM

Ah right ... should've known really ...

/takes flare and burns gaffs's mullet

**Ianpbaker** · Aug 6th, 2002, 05:48 AM

Gaff just said nob *Smirk*

**Gaffer** · Aug 6th, 2002, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Ah right ... should've known really ...

/takes flare and burns gaffs's mullet

/remebers his Acme Asbestos Mullet Protector, turns round, and slices Wally's scrotum in half....

/batters Ian over head with large black rubber dildo...

**Wally Pipp** · Aug 6th, 2002, 05:56 AM

thank fook for my iron jockstrap

/pokes finger in Ian's eye
/jabs Gaffs in the plexus solaris !

muahahahaha !

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