http://www.ndirect.co.uk/~madcow/namegame.htm

Absolutely bloody marvelous.. here are my results:

CHRISTOPHER

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From the Italian root meaning "Tainter of Air"
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Characteristics
Christopher does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Personality
Christopher would make a very bad babysitter.

Natural
Christopher could not survive without Mummy.

Emotional
Christopher does stupid things to impress people.

Character
Christopher is a filthy coward.

Physical
Christopher is basically ugly.

Mental
Christopher is an unreliable drunkard.

Motivation
Christopher has an Oedipal complex