Sorry to all our Irish Compatriots

[Ianpbaker]

Two Irishmen are sitting in the bar having a few pints and a conversation get's brought up.

1: here, paddy have you heard of this thing called logic
2: logic?, what's that
1: it very good. Have you got a goldfish ?
2: Yes
1: so logic tells me, if you've got a goldfish, you've got a goldfish bowl
2: it's true, it's true
1: so logic tells me, if you've got a goldfish and a goldfish bowl, youv'e got kid's
2: it's true, it's true, carry on
1: so logic tells me, if youv'e got a goldfish,goldfish bowl and kid's you've got a wife
2: it's true, it's true, carry on
1: so logic tells me, if youv'e got a goldfish,goldfish bowl, kid's and a wife, you don't need to masterbate
1: that is so true, i've got to tell O'leary about this

So paddy goes other O'leary and says

2: Oleary, have you heard this thing called logic
3: logic?, what's that
2: it very good. Have you got a goldfish ?
3: No
2: so logic tells me your a ******

[RSINGH]

...and last week you were telling me to be careful!!

[Ianpbaker]

Originally posted by RSINGH
...and last week you were telling me to be careful!!

[plenderj]

lol

[RSINGH]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker

I refer the honorable gentleman to his first post.

here

[Kzin]

Yes I can just see Colin Powell asking Ariel Sharon "Have you got a goldfish" and nodding sagely "I though so" when he gets the answer.

[Gaffer]

tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe

SWINNNGGGG

KKKKRRACKKK!!!!

[Ianpbaker]

Originally posted by RSINGH


I refer the honorable gentleman to his first post.

here

Me the 13th earl of bakershire, Honrable, with my reputation


Gaff, you giving me a kick in the nads is like a breath of fresh air, all be it a very sharp breath followed by a wheeze

[Gaffer]

Hay Ian, they closed the noodle shop you know

[Ianpbaker]

Arse I liked thta place and have been there a few more times since you introduced it and I could remember how to get to it

WOuldn't have thought it was to do with money as that placed was packed every day

[Gaffer]

Naw, business was good for them; the building is beign pulled down, so ALL the shops around there are suffering...

[Ianpbaker]

yet another big land coperation buying it up to make another block of offices ?

[Gaffer]

I think it may even be an alturistic venture; knock down teh 70s Widdecombe style and erect a naughties Kylie stylee...


Could be talking ****e though

[Ianpbaker]

lol. if you fancy a laugh, check out post race and my current situation now