I know this is the Vb forum. but I coulnt figure out which forum to post it on...

I am going to borders books tomorow..
I have about 50 bucks to spend.
i cant decide whether to buy a book on:
PHP(like perl, yet another CGI language, used on this forum)
Perl
Flash
Pascal
Delphi
or
Assembly

I probably wont be doing PHP or flash. I dont have a flash maker. but I am planning on getting one.
and I probably wint be getting a PHP book, because my server doesnt support it... only perl.

I have no idea how to code in asm pascal or delphi, I want to learn them all, I hear delphi is a pretty cool language.
I also hear that that delphi is a beefed up pascal...
true?
and I am really serious about learning ASM, I want to learn it alot. I hate not knowing it, because it is so powerful.
I hear you can do anything in ASM, well anything "computerly possible"
I also have a choice of database book, but it doesnt help me much, because I dont have MS acess.
I wish I had ms acess
kind of off topic, but does any body know of a place where I could kind of "test" a copy of MS acess, if you know what i mean.