Does size matter?

Does the size of the program matter, or is it what ya do with it that counts? Mines almost 12 MB long, er...um...i mean big. Lets hear from the girls first than the guys.

[SteveCRM]

Oh yeah, mines 13 MB long...I mean big.

Mines about 15...big..

my program is 50mb long... err big..
and it is 30 mb in diameter..... I mean it takes up 30mb ram.
most of my program's code looks like this

If Girl.Pretty = True Then
Do Untill myProgram = MaxSize
myProgram = myProgram + 1
Loop
ElseIf Girl.Pretty = False Then
Do Untill myProgram = MinSize
myProgram = myProgram - 1
Loop
ElseIf Man.Here = True Then
Do Untill myProgram = MinSize
myProgram = myProgram - 5
Loop
End If

Dim SelTime as Integer
Girl.RequestedTime = SelTime
If Girl.DoingMe = True Then
Me.Orgasm (SelTime)
If Guy.DoingMe = True Then
KickHis.Ass
CutOffHis.Balls
End If


hehehehehe........
that i

[SteveCRM]

Wow Dennis! Thats amazing! With *Files* getting so big, has anyone had their ;) App ;) crash?

[Sam Finch]

The Size of your app doesn't matter, It's what you do with it that counts

Someone had to say it, and I'm trying to get to fanatical member.

[Cbomb]

My...ahem...app..is specialized for intensive and thorough math calculations :) LOL..

[Sam Finch]

My app's got bugs in it.

If Girl.Pretty = True Then
Do Untill myProgram = MaxSize
myProgram = myProgram + 1
Loop
ElseIf Girl.Pretty = False Then
Do Untill myProgram = MinSize
myProgram = myProgram - 1
Loop
ElseIf Man.Here = True Then
Do Untill myProgram = MinSize
myProgram = myProgram - 5
Loop
End If

Dim SelTime as Integer
Girl.RequestedTime = SelTime
If Girl.DoingMe = True Then
Me.Orgasm (SelTime)
ElseIf Guy.DoingMe = True Then
KickHis.Ass
CutOffHis.Balls
ElseIf MeDoing.Guy NotBeingForcedTo = True Then
GoTo MentalInstiturion (Now)
End If
If Me.HandFull <> Boobs Then
Grab(Boobs)
ElseIf Me.HandFull = Boobs Then
Grab(Boobs) = Harder
End If
If She.Like = True Then
KeepGoing(Faster, Harder)
ElseIf She.Like = False Then
Ask("whats wrong?")
If She.Answer = Size Then
She.Slut = True
Else
She.Slut = False
End If
If Orgasm.Over = True Then
Smoke.Cigarette = True
ElseIf Orgasm.Over = False Then
KeepGoing(Faster, Harder)
End If



hehehehe, I have way too much time on my hands...
or in this case, I have other stuff in my hands... hehehe

wait, batdennisman why would you want your dennisapp smaller?
dont dennisgirls like dennisbigger dennisapps?
I always dennisthought they dennisdid.
well dennismaybe I am denniswrong.

wow, cool I am a Junior Member Now :)
and mr. batdude
- snip... Any more language like that and I won't be happy! -James

oh, and my app is really useful, and can be manuvered in ways though of not humanly(ahem computerly) possibly.
I can hide my app and it can still function.
so size doesnt matter, although, my size is relativly big, actually very huge, but my coding is good too...
hehehehe......

[Sam Finch]

I smell a batwar.

[Gen-X]

Oh No denniswrenn!!!

Your application crashed :D

C P F Error!!!!!

Chauvanistic Pig Found


Unfortunately your application was made for Windows3.1 and while the rest of the world has actually progressed from those ancient days of being completely phobic about connecting with other applications of the same gender, your application refuses to run under the current operating systems

I would suggest completely rewriting it, using Object Orientation.... Stop Objecting so much and loosen up on your Orientation phobia ;)

Failure to do this might result in the following code being required :


If Girl.Pretty = True Then
Do Untill myProgram = MaxSize
myProgram = myProgram + 1
Loop

If Girl.HasSense = True Then
Call Girl.Laugh("Rauciously")
Set Girlfriends = Girl.GetFriends("all")
Girlfriends.Laugh("WhilePointing")
End If


:D

Hey, how did this go from a question on wether the size of the program effects the speed to guys suggestivly bragging about there manhood. J/k. Your all great.

Oh, and mines 12GB while flacid, oops, i mean zipped...

Later...

[privoli]

12gig, not bad, must be pretty good. comes with like a whole os as well incase they dont have an os?

bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat!

[da_silvy]

i don't really make many apps.. but just muck around eh he he

what the hell do you put in a 13 gig program?

does it contain every photo you could get your hands on ???

he he he he eheheheheheheh





Has n e 1 seen n e good movies?

[kedaman]

Hi batsam, hi batdavid, hi batprivoli and batdennis, I think it's a good time for batwars 2 to begin.

Ok. I have my app (26k) zipped and it's the best i've ever done. I hate 40G appz that are just bunch of doevents and listimages full of **** that takes up 400M RAM and swaps your harddisk out of hyperspace.

[kedaman]

I'm heading for the GURU TITLE,

GURU KEDAMAN! GURU! Sam, you're already Fanatic

[Sam Finch]

I'll race you to Guru

[Fox]

Grinning Guru?

[Sam Finch]

when you're a guru you're allowed any expression you like, unfortunatly you're no aloud to grin until you're an active member. the poor newbies are only allowed surprised expressions, juniour members can relay and look happy, confused, or inquisitive.

[Iain17]

I have to agree that it is not the size but what you do with it that counts. My app (exe), is only 1.5mb but i have managed to squeze 46 forms and 5 modules into that space.

Mainly cos it is supported by COM objects written in VC++.

[V(ery) Basic]

My app can't be measured by any normal GB sytem
You have to measure my app in teraflops.

Yep, it's very floppy.

But big.

Fast to load and fast to unload.

And it interacts well with other interfaces.

In fact, other interfaces have complimented me on the size
of my app.

And you load a child window if there's a general prevention
fault...Tihihihihihi

Does anybody think I should be a comedian?

:D

[Sam Finch]

You'd have them rolling in the aisles.

what the hell are you talking about sam?
only surprised expressions? I dont understand what you mean?
are you talking about the emoticons? or are you just talking crap? :D

why do you have to kur bonk everyone who joins your team? :)

[Sam Finch]

I was talking crap, don't wory about me.

:D:rolleyes::p:confused::);):mad::o

[kedaman]

Sams right, I can express my self much more than when i was hyperactive. Actually, I think you will get batguru before me, that unfair that im working and you not

[Sam Finch]

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[kedaman]

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[Fox]

Yeah, Ascii... sorry, SMILEY-ART rulez!!!

[kedaman]

ARGH ARGH ARGH !
Damn, batfox can't you read

[Sam Finch]

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[Edited by Megatron on 05-03-2000 at 06:12 PM]

[kedaman]

:( Megatron, why did u have to do that, it made the width of this thread almost infinite!

[kedaman]

It's not fair!

Sorry, I was trying to make those smiliy faces but I guess I screwed up.

[Sam Finch]

Go back and Edit it. Put returns it.

Happy everyone??

[Sam Finch]

thank u

[kedaman]

I'm not happy, sam is just about overtaking me, im going to panic soon.

What do you mean by over taking you?

[kedaman]

Damn, megatron youre trying to do the same thing, post everywhere and get more posts than i have. How did u get that many posts today if youre not trying to compete with sam on come first before me

Heh :) Now I know what you mean. Well, remember this: quality is better than quantity

[Sam Finch]

no it nt

Look at Serge for example. He got his 2000 posts from quality responses by helping other users.

Then there's us... :(

[Sam Finch]

We kinda cheat don't we, I do try to answer as many quality posts as possible though.

I believe you on that too. (seriously) I do try to help out in the General VB questions. I bet kedaman does the same thing too.

[kedaman]

You bet right, I'm helping people, like you two do. But I think we are somewhat childish trying to overpost each other by thowing these stupid posts on these stupid threads. I have thought about it, until just yesterday we have posted all qualityposts, then we suddenly have posted about 50 stupid posts on one single day. That's not good, we need to continue our good careers here and achieve guru status like serge without cheating.

[lychew]

It's easy for you guys to say... i'm still far from you all... quality post means another 2 to 3 years...BANG... But I did post quite a number of solution lately cause i've been pretty free lately.

[Iain17]

I know what you mean. I registered about a week after Kedaman and look how many posts he has. Impressive. Still, i have the comfort of knowing that the majority of my posts are in answer to questions.;)

[lychew]

You know what?? My posting was 32 yesterday but look at how much i got to day?? The power of a day is so tremendous... So think about what you can do in a week?? I was very inactive for the pass 6 months. Currently i'm damn free in the new office. This is why there's a sudden increase in my posting...:)

[da_silvy]

i try to answer 15 - 20 good posts each day, i don't think i succeed :(

[kedaman]

I think we are all are addicted, we can't leave this site for a second. I suppose the most of my posts are just answers, but i have a lot of questions too, but they seems to get much time to be correctly answered. Now David, are you a good artist or not?

I think our posts aren't stupid. Just humorous.

[Zaei]

Originally posted by plenderj
yarrrrr :)

=P

Z.

[plenderj]

Originally posted by Zaei
=P

Z.


;)

[Zaei]

Originally posted by plenderj
;)
It spoke to me ;)

Z.

[edit]
The thread, that is... =)

[venerable bede]

My apps got bugs in as well. No matter how many I pick out they just keep comong back.

My backends well buggered as well.

I seem to be able to insert but for the life of me I cant seem to do a good backup.

;)

[Nightwalker83]

I had a 8GB text file on my computer, the program that made it though was only 20KB in size when compiled.