Totally off subject -- Do not read

[noone]

I just wanted to be the first to post here

[Bob Baddeley]

You're not no one, you're noone, which is just poor spelling of the time of day. Besides, why would you tell people not to look? That's like changing your clothes and saying, "NOBODY LOOK, I'M BUCK NAKED AND CHANGING MY CLOTHES." Of course everybody's going to look. Sheesh.

bob

[V(ery) Basic]

Go easy on him, Bob. He is only young. He has yet to master
the ways of the world. He must be taught and enlightened
rather than discouraged and downtrodden. We, as wise old
men, must help the youthful in their struggle to achieve
true wisdom and

[V(ery) Basic: Oy, *******, get off my computer]
[Old fogie: But I was merely attempting to philo...]
[V(ery) Basic shoots old fogie in reproductive organs]
[Sirens heard approaching]
[V(ery) Basic: Oh, my. What have I done? I'll never
get that stain out of the carpet]
[Audience bursts in spontaneous combustion]
[V(ery) Basic tries to run away]
[Tall, homosexual policeman stops him]
[Cop: Oh, hellooo there]
[V(ery) Basic: Hello officer h...]
[Cop: You don't have to call me officer, you know]
[Cop unzips his anorak and advances]
[V(ery) Basic: Oh. Are you after my body? My luscious,
tender, finely toned masculine body?
[Cop: Er, no. I was after that doughnut in yout trouser pocket]
[V(ery) Basic: It's not a doughnut, it's my pe...]

[Director: Cut!]

:D

It's the V(ery) good comedian, signing off for tonight!

Good night!

Good point Bob. Some people are just palin old stupid. But if it was a guy instead of a girl who was screaming "I'm buck naked," then I'd prefer not to look.

[V(ery) Basic]

Megatron, suppose it were a really ugly girl or
really old, or with three breats, or...

[Reproductive Organ: Hmmm. Three breasts, now there's an idea!]
[Brain: Oh do give it up Mr Big]

Well, I definitely wouldn't look if the female in question
had been mistaken for a whale before.

[Brain giggles childishly]

Ok. Now I've added 1 to my posts I can go.

Bye!

This sentence is not true at all:

[Edited by V(ery) Basic on 04-24-2000 at 05:05 AM]

Noticed how the subject said "don't read" and everybody read it? It's called reverse psychology. Funny huh?

[Bob Baddeley]

I think I already made that point, Megatron, in a roundabout sort of way.

Batman: In your terminology, I would be considered as a batman...

Bob: You explained what reverse psychology was, I merely provdided the people with the name for the term.

[Nias]

If you read the post then it means you did what you were supposed to do and not read the topic which clearly states "don't read". I didn't read it either and don't even know what your talking about.

I'm getting annoying with you always refering to things a bat this and bat that.

[Sam Finch]

Just Wait a SamMinute, What's SamWrong with sampeople using their names as a samprefix?

megaI meganamed megamy megaslef megatron megabecause megai megalike megathe megaold megashow megacalled megatransformers, megajust megalike megayou megalike megabatman.

[Sam Finch]

I think it was becaus mega is the firs 2 megasylabals of megatron, If trying to remember who megatron was, I don't remember him as a transformer, then again it's a long time since I played with transformers, was he the leader of the evilbots.

[noone]

Yes I'm pretty sure he was the leader of the bad guys. Bonus marks to anyone who remembers what he transforms to (I have no idea)

to be honest, I don't remeber what he transfomes into :p.
I think it's either a Car, Plane or Gun. I'm pretty sure it's a car though.

[noone]

Wait I think he might have turned into a giant gun?

[Zaphod64831]

I'm pretty sure it was a truck, a bigrig.

[noone]

No I think it was Optimus Prime (the leader of the good guys) who turned into a big red truck.

I used to have all 82 episodes of the original transformers on tape :D

Yeah, Megatron transforms into a giant gun. Optimus is the car. For some reason, i thought Megatron was a car :rolleyes:

[Edited by Megatron on 04-29-2000 at 06:22 PM]

i just watched the movie last yesterday, infact.

[thegreatone]

I read it :'(

[Harsh Gupta]

I read it :'(
do anybody or anyone cares? noone :bigyello:

[timeshifter]

This thread was resurrected from five years of death... why?

[mendhak]

To prevent bird flu from spreading.

[thegreatone]

To prevent bird flu from spreading.
Precisely.

[zaza]

There seems to be a lot of this behaviour lately. Resurrecting venerable threads, I mean, not preventing the spread of bird flu. Although that is happening too.

thegreatone also seems to be responsible for a fair fraction of it. Resurrecting venerable threads, that is, not preventing the spread of bird flu. But he might be involved with that.

[thegreatone]

There seems to be a lot of this behaviour lately. Resurrecting venerable threads, I mean, not preventing the spread of bird flu. Although that is happening too.

thegreatone also seems to be responsible for a fair fraction of it. Resurrecting venerable threads, that is, not preventing the spread of bird flu. But he might be involved with that.
This is only the second old thread i have ever dug up, the other being Parksies thread.

[timeshifter]

but how many birds have died from bird flu since you dug that thread up?

[thegreatone]

but how many birds have died from bird flu since you dug that thread up?
14.
Stats can be found Here (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=abun.com)

Enjoy.

[mendhak]

Heheh... you said buns.

[Jacob Roman]

Heheh... you said buns.

Oh you are so cute, silly buns. I'm not gay, but my hansome boyfriend is :bigyello:

:sick: