I am starting my own food club

Here are the rules

1. No one will consume anything that is not related to beer.

2. No one may own anything intended for eating or drinking
That cannot be made into beer.

3. No beer will be consumed if animals were harmed during the
production process (If you're dog getts hit in the head by falling
beer cans while fetching you a beer from the Ice Box that is ok
as long as you give him a beer for his troubles. This is the only
exception to the rule)