[Adult Content] OK, one of the best I ever read LOL

**MartinLiss** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:07 PM

I'm sorry, but you can't just put a warning in the title and then post anything you want. Unacceptable content is still unacceptable content. Since I don't have time to read every joke I've taken the liberty of deleting them all.

I've also warned Ghost Ryder that his language was totally unacceptable.

**HarryW** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:12 PM

Sigh.... that was predictable.

**crptcblade** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by HarryW
Sigh.... that was predictable.

Predictable, yet surprising

**Stefan Raab** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by MartinLiss
I've also warned Ghost Ryder that his language was totally unacceptable.

Could you say, that his language, was "Unacceptably total"?

**crptcblade** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by Stefan Raab

Could you say, that his language, was "Unacceptably total"?

You could say that Total has 100% of 10 vitamins and minerals

**chrisjk** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:30 PM

DAMN IT! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE EXACT THING YOU SAID MARTIN BUT NOW I'VE LOST POSTS grrrrrrrrrrr

**Richard Simmons** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade

You could say that Total has 100% of 10 vitamins and minerals

Are they super vitamins?

**crptcblade** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:33 PM

Sure, whatever floats your boat.

**chrisjk** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:41 PM

i'll burn the fricking boat!

**rudvs2** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 06:55 PM

temper temper chris lets all be nice and run along to smurf land (oh by the way we will all have to hold our breath until we turn blue and then go through a warm wash and then into the drier so that we shrink)

But other than that its smurf land for us grumpy smurf

**beachbum** · Oct 23rd, 2001, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by denniswrenn
HB, or anybody, can you pleeeeeeease PM me those jokes? I saw them but didn't have a chance to print them out yet

Dennis, remember that they were posted by HB and most of them were jokes u sort of smile at and say yeah ok. You didnt miss anything. One thing tho, that HB with all his profanity and abuse should definitely be banned. Everything I read of his starts with a very horrible swear word in my part of the world that refers to killing people by chopping them up and putting them down a deep hole with water at the bottom and a little bucket on a string!!! I am mad as hell and I aint gonna take it anymore!!!

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 04:48 AM

OH MY LORD

why not delete all of bloody chit-chat as it's obious that anything slightly rude or funny cannot be tolerated. Did you actually read any of those joke's martin ? , did anyone actually complain about them, do you actually have a sense of humour ????????????

chit-chat used to be a real good place and have a chat or a laugh. Hell, even john could take a joke about his trip's to france. yes I do agree that some people have gone over the top and that some post;s should be deleted, but over a few jokes, just becuase it's got the word "Dick" in it, christ almighty !!!!!!!!!!!

Oops, I've got the word bastard in my signature, and I slightly degrade women in my Location, I must go and change that right now

**InvisibleDuncan** · Oct 24th, 2001, 05:02 AM

You don't degrade women, Ian; you give them hope that even the elephant woman can pull.

If you're changing your signature, though - sort your spelling out! Now that's really offensive.

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 07:57 AM

errm, helloooooo, as i said marty, i was
J--O--K--I--N--G

and chris, i hope u didnt take offense 2 what i wrote, i was just joking (hence the smiley)

**beachbum** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Oops, I've got the word bastard in my signature, and I slightly degrade women in my Location, I must go and change that right now

Also, ur avatar is offensive to wheelchair bound semi retarded cartoon characters

**chrisjk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by ghost ryder
and chris, i hope u didnt take offense 2 what i wrote, i was just joking (hence the smiley)

You talking to me?

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:10 AM

yeah

**beachbum** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:16 AM

Chris, I heard him say you were stupid and ugly. Don't worry, I stuck up for you and said u werent really that stupid.

**chrisjk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:17 AM

oh well, i'm sure it wasn't a real insult

Thanks beechbum, you know who your real friends are in times of personal crisis

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:21 AM

well good, but i got warned for it!!

im now on my last chance

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:23 AM

I find sheep offensive.

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:28 AM

I find you offensive for finding sheep offensive. you will now be eradicated from the space time continum. Thank you and have a pleasent day.

**chrisjk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:29 AM

<-- Baaaaaaa

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:29 AM

**beachbum** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:32 AM

Is that another WWF wrestler Gaffer?

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:33 AM

yep, sure is, he's called the Taxinator

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:35 AM

all i have to say is....

Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun

Bangin' this bolo tight on this solo flight can't fight alone
Funk tha track my verbs fly like tha family stone
Tha pen devils set that stage for tha war at home
Locked wit out a wage ya standin' in tha drop zone
The clockers born starin' at an empty plate
Momma's torn hands cover her sunken face
We hungry but them belly full
The structure is set ya neva change it with a ballot pull
In tha ruins there's a network for tha toxic rock
School yard ta precinct, suburb ta project block
Bosses broke south for new flesh and a factory floor
The remains left chained to the powder war

Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
So make a move and plead the fifth 'cause ya can't plead the first
Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one

Yes I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun

(Guitar solo)

Bare witness to tha sickest shot while suckas get romantic
They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton
Still we lampin' still clockin' dirt for our sweat
A ballots dead so a bullet's what I get
A thousand years they had tha tools
We should be takin' 'em
**** tha G-ride I want the machines that are makin' em
Our target straight wit a room full of armed pawn to
Off tha kings out tha west side at dawn

Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
Make a move and plead the fifth 'cause ya can't plead the first
Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one

Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one

Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun

The rungs torn from the ladder can't reach the tumour
One god, one market, one truth, one consumer

Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we'll never have
Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we don't have

**Gaffer** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by beachbum
Is that another WWF wrestler Gaffer?

Nope, a perfect exampled of comdey glasses and specs...

**kovan** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:39 AM

ian, i find your signature offensive
you have been reppppported

**Pix** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by chrisjk
DAMN IT! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE EXACT THING YOU SAID MARTIN BUT NOW I'VE LOST POSTS grrrrrrrrrrr

Grrrr not that bug again

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:41 AM

Good for you Kovan

**kovan** · Oct 24th, 2001, 08:46 AM

just to be on the safe side
i was joking
so if you get told to change it
i had nothing to do with it

i am suprised filburt hasnt complained aboutit

oh wait he cant see it cus he got signatures off

**SurfDemon** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by MartinLiss
Since I don't have time to read every joke I've taken the liberty of deleting them all.

Pathetic.

**chrisjk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Pathetic.

Woah SD! Are you wearing those restrictive undies again?!

**beachbum** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon

Pathetic.

Judge: The courts are a bit busy today so you, you and you can have 10 years, you life, you a good behaviour bond and you a suspended sentence....
Clerk: M'lord, that's the jury...

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by kovan
just to be on the safe side
i was joking

I know you was kovan, but to be honest, I wouldn't really care if anyone did report my posts, if they had a problem with it, then so be it.

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:37 AM

well in that case ian

i have a BIG problem with the word "elephant" in your location

i have complained and u will be banned in an hour

mwuhahahahaha

only joking

**barrk** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:39 AM

I think I'll send the following message to the moderators:

Dear Moderators,

Ian P. Baker has really been offending me lately. His posts are liberally sprinkled with smileys, optimism in the face of impending peril on the job front, and just general mirth. As I read these posts often before I have had my first cup of coffee, they really can be annoying....no one should be that happy when I still have the morning grumbles. Please take care of this immediately!.

Sincerely,
Kathryn Barr

That should take care of you, Mr. MorningGlory!!!!!

**ghost ryder** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:40 AM

morning glory

reminds me of yesterday

trust u 2 gutterise this de-gutterised thread katie

**Ianpbaker** · Oct 24th, 2001, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by barrk
I think I'll send the following message to the moderators:

Dear Moderators,

Ian P. Baker has really been offending me lately. His posts are liberally sprinkled with smileys, optimism in the face of impending peril on the job front, and just general mirth. As I read these posts often before I have had my first cup of coffee, they really can be annoying....no one should be that happy when I still have the morning grumbles. Please take care of this immediately!.

Sincerely,
Kathryn Barr

That should take care of you, Mr. MorningGlory!!!!!

ROTFLMFAO (and just in case, the F is "Flipping"

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