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  1. Sep 9th, 2001, 05:50 PM #1
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    Marginally amusing...

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3102/deathrate.html
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  2. Sep 9th, 2001, 05:53 PM #2
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    100% death rate from fatalities


    ..thats for you people who cant be arsed to read all that
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    LOL...Thanks Simon!!
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    Heh heh.

    I guess potentially genetic engineering holds the key to a "cure".
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    Blimey ! The Onion ! Proof that Americans do understand satire.
    Judging by G.W. Bush's election, I'd say they have a sick sense of humour too or wanted to redefine "democracy" and came up with a strange new variant.
    All hail America ! Home of Kellogs Frosties and other interesting crunchy bits !

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  9. Sep 11th, 2001, 05:19 AM #8
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    Originally posted by barrk
    LOL...Thanks Simon!!
    not that i read it all myself
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  11. Sep 11th, 2001, 05:32 AM #9
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    Originally posted by DWillems
    Home of Kellogs Frosties and other interesting crunchy bits !
    and there was me thinking that they were fom the UK

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  12. Sep 11th, 2001, 07:00 AM #10
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    All hail the UK then !

    As long as we don't hail Belgium, it's fine by me

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